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- Mary. - Enough with the names already.
You can laugh at me all you want.
He passes what on?
- Eddie. Eddie what? - Cleaver.
Take care, Santa.
That's all.
...and Nancy Tanaka, age 12."
Oh, judge, don't get angry at him. He's not a bad boy.
Okay, you two.
...I am Santa Claus.
Now, watch. Now, I shuffle up my hands.
Oh, yeah. It's great.
He cares for you. Mary cares for you. I care for you.
- Don't you believe that I'm Santa Claus? - Oh, I do. I mean, I would like to.
Denied, but the court sympathizes, Mr. Prosecutor. What's the story?
- And badges. - Sure. However...
And believe me, boy, Rudolph didn't like that one little bit.
And as a judge, I think we could settle this matter quickly and equitably...
You're my defense attorney.
That's crazy.
Other people just tell lies. You live them.
- How did you know my name? - A lot of things I know about you.