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Lucy!
That was a great take. You happy?
Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys.
That was weird, right?
[Troy scoffs] Sorry,
[Troy] Destroying a legitimate business?
I think what you're doing here is a really good thing.
Guess how much they paid me for that.
♪ Lonely hours ♪
The company's filled with guys like him.
Why, Sorrel Booker.
were they thinking? Every time I walk into my own house,
- [laughs] - Vault-Tec is a private corporation
So, you do not need to tell me how bad war is, Coop.
Would you mind?
I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly.
but what do you say you and me knock back a couple of piña coladas by the pool,
- ...as we remember. - [all] As we remember.
Yeah.
Oh, and we only have one foosball table, so if you want to play,
Take Sheriff Troy's guns away.
Ten million?
But these newcomers, ooh, let me tell you,
No dogs in the vaults. Says who?
Am I right? [chuckles]
Hey, hey.
Take its fusion core.
And now you can be a hero, too.
We're in the best place in the world.
You had a rotten human tooth lodged in your shoulder.
I'm sure if we came to your home
[Lloyd] Uh, no, not yet.
Excuse me. Your wine.
[ominous music playing]
I like Barb, okay?
[all] Oh, Flame Mother,
I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to go back on our deal
You don't meet a natural-born vault dweller every day.
to make sure that it don't work out.
What, you don't take in surface dwellers in your vault?
All I'm asking is
[grunts softly]
Thanks for coming.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Sorrel] Sheriff Rex.
Oh, I must have killed nine or ten people.
♪ And skies are blue once again ♪
We're in a vault.
- Vault-Tec's the fucking devil, man. - My wife works there.
...by covering ourselves in their ashes.
Here.
the, um... that's the policy.
You don't get it. That is the best we can possibly hope for.
aren't among them.
- I'm from a vault. - So you are.
Nope. It does not.
[eerie music playing]
But why?
First of its kind.
into potential competitors.
Beautiful home, Mr. Howard.
Yeah, you might be right about that.
where you'll wave howdy to any one of your 200 neighbors
What?
We can't thank you enough for letting us in and taking care of us.
We bring back Shady Sands.
[laughing]
as we remember.