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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
But hark!
Oh, no, I forgot it.
Mmm. Mmm.
Oh. Oh. (sobbing)
I don't understand.
All right, sir, I said you could try three nipples
♪
Thank you, wise one.
I've been waiting with you for, like, three days.
And so, Smiths, you have truly seen the message of Lent,
That's why Sam Kinison lived so long.
♪ Since you took your love away ♪
One finger.
to take our minds off Lent, huh, gang?
(upbeat march plays)
I ENVY YOUR YOUTH
Hmm. I'm afraid that wouldn't be in your best interest.
This is not the pastie of a stripper.
happily ever after with its owner.
Do you not want to do this?
Hey, let's all quit our jobs and buy an ice cream truck.
Would that make you happy?
The prince is here to see all the bosoms in the house!
Take my finger instead.
But there is one stripper here who may be able to help you.
See what a truck would cost.
Or maybe the next day. Tomorrow's kind of busy.
(all sigh)
Jeff, toss me the Uzi.
I just wish there was some physical way
(clock chiming)
The saddest song ever.
they’re like 90% nips
(chewing loudly) Do you have to eat that junk food
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