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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take my finger instead.
(all sigh)
they’re like 90% nips
Hey, let's all quit our jobs and buy an ice cream truck.
Thank you, wise one.
The saddest song ever.
I just wish there was some physical way
(upbeat march plays)
That's why Sam Kinison lived so long.
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All right, sir, I said you could try three nipples
See what a truck would cost.
(clock chiming)
This is not the pastie of a stripper.
Mmm. Mmm.
Would that make you happy?
But hark!
Jeff, toss me the Uzi.
happily ever after with its owner.
I don't understand.
One finger.
And so, Smiths, you have truly seen the message of Lent,
I've been waiting with you for, like, three days.
Hmm. I'm afraid that wouldn't be in your best interest.
But there is one stripper here who may be able to help you.
I ENVY YOUR YOUTH
♪
Or maybe the next day. Tomorrow's kind of busy.
Oh. Oh. (sobbing)
(chewing loudly) Do you have to eat that junk food
Oh, no, I forgot it.
The prince is here to see all the bosoms in the house!
Do you not want to do this?
to take our minds off Lent, huh, gang?
♪ Since you took your love away ♪
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