Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry to bother you. We have a few questions for you.

[Boys] Do it! Do it!

Parker, I Swear to God, I Will Get My Belt And Spank You! Knock It Off NOW That Is IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!

If you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years,

I don't know him well enough.

Honey, you'd better get out there.

No, I can't call Patty Binks.

Because she steals things. Damn it, Christy, you're 13.

What do you mean?

and riding their bikes,

- Remember, Dad? - Vaguely.

So let's just call the insurance company.

and we all know what happens when she gets mad.

I sympathize, I really do.

Don't you dare.

[Sophie] Oh, right.

So if I were you, I wouldn't mention the words divorce,

- OK, OK... - You have a nerve talking about trust

- I told you. I'm not signing this. - Oh, I think you are.

Yeah, it was about this big, had little dancing bears on it.

I think it's nature's little joke,

Well, he did shove me.

To hell with him, then. We're going home.

- Is it an all-day thing? - What do you mean, Porter had less fun?

what are your options?

- He pushed me first. - Can I flush it?

Are you going to this thing or not?

children change everything.

- You broke my nose. - No, it's just banged a little.

I will not become my mother.

That was a mighty big sigh.

- Wanna see the bruise? - That's OK. That's OK.

I once met you when you were a little baby.

So, you're Susan's mom.

You don't have a choice.

You know, pictures are prettier if you color inside the lines.

Who cares?! If there was a chance I didn't have to go to jail?!

I don't want to have kids and you do.

What are you doing?

So help me, if you don't back me up on this, I will lose it.

Anyway, I'd knocked a couple back and things got heated.