Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start...

If you wanna piss your life away and blame it on

And you're still here.

[Mary Alice] Children come into the world with their own agendas.

There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas.

Mm. This is really good, Mrs. Tillman. Thanks a lot.

Usually, poker is more fun than this.

Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties.

...is the truth.

I'm just... I'm tired.

- It didn't work out. - I'm sorry.

You too. I never would've guessed you were Susan's mom.

And when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology.

[Mary Alice] Hearing the hollowness of her own voice,

There may have been a breakdown in our care.

I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager.

- I'm not that old. - I said I was sorry.

Look, I love her, but the Pancake Shack is just starting to take off.

Carlos just got a little rough. Made me sign some papers.

I feel so blessed to be getting sage advice

- Put me down! - OK.

- And I don't want to hear it. - There's no reason to feel guilty.

Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid,

So if you try and divorce me while I'm gone...

Well, don't just stand there. Give me a hug!

Why was she hitting you?

But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else,

Eight months. Thanks to you, I'm going away for eight months.

Wanna have some coffee, sit around, bitch about our kids...?

- You never know. - No, sometimes you do.

Once you had a baby, I think you would love it so much that...

Well, he said he won't go forward with the session if... his mother's involved.

I'm so lucky to have you.

- People think we're sisters. - That's 'cause you tell them that.

And that's gonna kill him.

Thank you both for your time.