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You spanked my son?
What is it doing on my coffee table?
They never call and if I blow them off,
Toy chest?
I threw a... I threw a book at her.
Wow, I am dragging today. Shall we put on another pot of coffee?
You think men his age don't have needs?
Fine, I won't send them. But I think it's a stupid rule.
Wow, I, uh... wish I could help you.
Those cookies were made from scratch.
But you're worth it.
[Piano music, fountains tinkle]
I'd like to have a relationship again, and at my age, with a kid,
Well, I am not your mommy.
- Have you told anyone about this? - No, but I could.
- I'll raise. - He misbehaved, so I had to punish him.
I've given you those things and I'm through feeling guilty.
- Everything all right at home? - Yeah.
...knew my mother?
Looks like Tom's got the mob under control.
- No. - I'm not gonna let him insult you.
- Morty? - Yeah, you know.
But... you're not very bright.
Yes, Bree shouldn't have spanked Porter. But it's not like she hurt him.
she would never want children.
It used to work. They've figured out it's an empty threat. They're onto us.
Oh, I hate when they do that.
Such a warm, loving woman.
I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color and then I realized that...
So what is it that will make it worth your while?
What's wrong?
I am. I mean, I was.