Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So to sum up, improper instruction...

You are responsible for all the evil that has befallen me today.

Not just the finger… The Mooving Finger!!

Well, obviously, you don't remember your circumcision.

...first and last names that start with the same letter.

...was because you were in distress, and I was rescuing you.

He said we could call him Stan.

And yet you wound up in traffic court.

- Hey, Stuart. What's going on? - Well, you might wanna mark...

Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.

...come but once in a lifetime.

I'm sad to say I taught him those moves.

Oh, I don't wanna know that.

If the court will excuse my homespun, corn-fed, Nebraskan turn of phrase."

I told them I wasn't driving, and they were all, "Who was it?"