Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, why don't you just come on in and watch the Lakers game with me?
If he doesn't apologize by 5:00, he's gonna spend the night in jail.
Penny. Penny.
...committed in your car, bearing your license plates, coming to me?
Yeah?
I'm kind of responsible for Sheldon missing Stan Lee.
"To my friend Leonard. From Stan Lee. Excelsior!"
Now you see what you've done?
There's Neosporin and Band-Aids in my top desk drawer.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in pro se. That is to say, representing himself.
Penny was the teacher. When the light turned yellow...
...carrying me out on your shoulders when I'm victorious.
That's what I'm saying.
Will you please turn your shirt off?
...and I pay attention to the things you are interested in.
He does. And in the kitchen, and in the car, and in his pocket.
We're home.
Looks like you ran a red light...
I believe that when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge.
...and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
...or my Fantastic FourNumber 5, first appearance of Dr. Doom.
Okay, that's enough, Howard. The poor guy's had a tough time.
The cousin who's getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.
Yeah, but the ones in my pocket are mine.
Damn. All right. Thank you.
All right, then, my so-called friends have forsaken me.