Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is it about the word "unique" you don't understand?
...because opportunities to have gelato with Stan Lee...
It is because of you that I now have a criminal record.
I really wanna make it up to him. I was hoping...
Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
Oh, no, that's terrible. The line's moving. Gotta go. Bye.
You said we were invited.
My milk stool is complete.
Ow! Damn. Paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut.
Um, Stan Lee. Oh, he was in those goofy kung fu movies you love so much?
...I'm gonna give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
Although we live in a deterministic universe each individual has free will
Do you remember that date?"
I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving...
- What's going on? - Nothing.
Do you think you can just ring my doorbell anytime you want?
- Joanie, call the police. - Nice to meet you.
Mine says, "To Raj. From Stan Lee."
...than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.