Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Americans. You measure everything by the dollar.

And he was lousy in bed.

- The ocean. - I rest my case.

Well, not for $100 a night.

This isn't solving anything. I'm going to call the manager.

I'm the one who'll suffer most.

Hello there. Excuse me, sir. Are you married?

I didn't. If I had, it'd have been when you had your nose done.

I'm in charge. From now on, everyone listens to me.

We reserved you a room. Put out the fire.

And, eventually, I'll catch the eye of some fat general

But that's OK. I was married 45 years.

OK. But his days are numbered.

- This is ridiculous. - Yeah? You think we're happy

Let's examine our priorities.

And stay out of the liquor cabinet while we're gone.

Hanging onto the mast, screaming,

Although it's ancient and gnarled,

There's somebody in the bathroom.

Ladies, as long as we're stuck with each other,

Take that back.

That's amazing. You eat with little sticks, never missing a bite.

Come on, ladies.

All I wanted was a tan on my thighs.

You have to be a contortionist.

we're always smiling at each other.

I am the most decorated pioneer scout in the history of northern Minnesota.

It was an accident. You left it open.