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...and hitting on the crossing guard. Heh, heh.

You are Mexican west coast rattlesnakes, and they call you "fangtastic."

- I love everything about them. - Okay.

[IN DEEP VOICE] Dude, my phone is wireless, my computer's wireless...

Sadie, once at a senior graduation party, I sat in a very hot Jacuzzi for 12 hours.

...and then I move here once I feel confident that this area has been taken care of.

- "Rhythm." - No, yeah.

And I'm gonna give them to you.

If you say, "You are barren," um, I'm... I'm okay with that too.

Hey, get out of here, you crazy lesbos with your baby-making.

I'll Take You'd Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...

- Are you done? - I'm done.

- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!

I'd Will Take You Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...

So I'm good at this, right?

I just wanna say, the black guy dies early. His name is William.

I lost an egg while you were comparing yourself to the most famous writer of all time.

- Good, it's definitely not me. - Because it's definitely not you.

Because then what I'll do is, is I'll go outside...

I'm like... I'm okay with whatever you tell me.

I would love that little baby. With all my heart.

But I must warn you, Jess, I don't have sperms, I have tadpoles of the gods.

I'm married, I'm not dead. Night.

World shattered.

Why, though, with the "eh"?

I don't think I'm ready to bring new life into the world.

I broke your brain, girl.

I've Will Take You Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...