Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're just staring at letters, you idiot.
Wow, that is so upsetting.
I'm gonna take one of these pens, I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna write my zombie novel.
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
- Pop, pop. Pop. JESS: With who, Nick?
The world I once lived in, shattered.
[SLAPS DESK]
Thank you. Thank you so much. I really needed to hear that, Sadie.
[SCHMIDT HUMMING FANFARE]
Jess, you don't get it.
Mike Sr. Sucks a whole bunch. More than his neighbor, Rollo.
Hey, Winston, are you reading it?
Look at you, man. This is great. King of your own castle.
- You put the microwave in the trash? - Yes.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Cece. Cece. Cece, wait. Do you wanna talk?
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.
- Heh. What are you doing? - It's writer's fuel. That's what Hemingway said.
Seriously, can you please stop yelling?
We'll Take You've Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
I mean, I don't know how you're walking around with this many eggs.
Take You'd Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
"To Winston, have a nice summer, hope to see you again..." Really?
"Rhythm" is a tough word. Don't feel bad about that.
MAN [OVER PHONE]: Put me on. I got something to say about Andrew Bynum's hair.
- Hmm? What? NICK: You need sleep.
...and get onstage and collect my Oscar...
- Why? - Microwaves zap things.
Well, a more advanced move would be... You know what? I'll just show you.
- And I'll be the first to read it. - We got a deal, friend.