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* "Looking out for a real one *
is wanted for questioning about an armed robbery
He was supposed to perform.
What happened, man?
-It's purple. -So?
Have you ever had to throw out another bouncer?
* Cold, cold eyes upon me they stare *
(cheers and applause)
Psychology.
And then we had to pay for extra security
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
And popular Atlanta rapper Paper Boi
all: What?
I'm a promoter, man. Well, actually--actually,
Laphroaig.
Yo, I'm already at the crib, bro.
Fire alarm.
* Pull up jumpshot *
just take the check, Tiresias.
Wasting your time?
This VIP, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Yo, what the fuck!
So all in all, you guys get
for being awesome.
where you going, Ansel Adams?
Man--call the police!
Nigga, what's up, Swiff, what are you doing here?
(as man) "Damn, I was gonna let you go, baby girl,
* We be in da city
I hate shots, man.
and I just went into survival mode, boy.
(news theme music)
Fuck him too!