Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's, uh, got seven likes.

Wowzers, Glenn. That's a great quote.

but, for one day, it'd be nice not to be Glenn,

You fit right in there perfectly, don't you?

Oh, that is a super fun read.

You didn't do anything wrong.

I do not think you're cute.

Glenn, I... I'm just trying to help you.

Yeah. All right.

have something to do with my ideas.

Thank you so much for coming today.

so can you tell me just something... interesting?

165 in the right situation.

I'm sorry to interrupt all of your days,

you're going undercover at a high school?

not because of his bad ideas.

Yeah, what do you think about that?

You got to keep this reporter away from me.

There would be an aisle for single moms,.

That sound fun?

I have self-esteem issues,

so, please, let's put our best foot forward, okay?

Ooh, there's a jingle-writing contest.

Aw, that's adorable.

Okay, just to be clear,

Come on, Glenn.

You will spread your legs for anyone

You're not the only one who's good at nicknames.

But I'm not judging you.

Oh, um, J-O-N...

Okay, everybody look over at me now.

I mean, I can't compete with these geisha features.

My school paper once misidentified me

♪ You better come inside ♪

on inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.

Not today, you're not!

so why don't you just get 'em out of your system now?

It's not "The New Yorker."