Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Because it's hell outside ♪
Hey!
No, it's not!
They just want some nice photos
No, no, that's not... no.
Okay.
I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay?
Well, then without further ado, please watch this video
Or we could play it again
Oh, okay. Nope, sure.
Um, only our internal corporate magazine!
This is our store manager, um, Glenn Sturgis.
And they really gonna come after me,
What's "Stratus"?
Rip, rip, double rip.
Do it for the old, uh...
Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling.
There would be an aisle for veterans.
I'm so excited.
Framples!
You heard her.
You ran off halfway through the tour.
Why are you dressed like
Thanks.
but for once, it'd be nice to be the star.
I hate reporters.
You do?
Hi.
Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?
Just remember to maintain eye contact,
A Guide to Injuries on the Job."
- I'm messing with you, dude. - Okay.
I just can't think of any other corporate jingles
broken on that tape.
Yeah, I'm... I...
like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy!
Like I... I'm not just style over substance...
I know he's kind of awkward,
Personally, I like those.
It's messed up.
I'm just making this gesture
You should really talk to Glenn.
I mean, I... I know I'm never gonna be Madonna,