Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm messing with you, dude. - Okay.
like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy!
Oh, okay. Nope, sure.
They just want some nice photos
You do?
Do it for the old, uh...
Thanks.
♪ Because it's hell outside ♪
I mean, I... I know I'm never gonna be Madonna,
I just can't think of any other corporate jingles
Yeah, I'm... I...
Framples!
Like I... I'm not just style over substance...
You ran off halfway through the tour.
You should really talk to Glenn.
You heard her.
Why are you dressed like
Um, only our internal corporate magazine!
Personally, I like those.
Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?
Rip, rip, double rip.
It's messed up.
Or we could play it again
I hate reporters.
No, no, that's not... no.
No, it's not!
This is our store manager, um, Glenn Sturgis.
Hey!
And they really gonna come after me,
but for once, it'd be nice to be the star.
Just remember to maintain eye contact,
broken on that tape.
Hi.
There would be an aisle for veterans.
I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay?
A Guide to Injuries on the Job."
Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling.
What's "Stratus"?
Okay.
I'm so excited.
Well, then without further ado, please watch this video
I'm just making this gesture
I know he's kind of awkward,