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The new issue of "Stratus" is here.
Today is a, uh, very exciting day,
With the reporter coming...
if someone had said that to you, as a woman,
and you already have better ideas than me.
And, as I described to you in the other three aisles,
Hey.
Instead of saying, "free samples,"
Glenntil Soup,
Okay, so the article that I'm writing
I don't have style or substance.
You've been here two weeks,
If you come back over with me, I'll hand her off to you.
Okay. You know what?
Forget this. I quit.
Sorry ev... Nope.
Yeah, it's good. It's a catchy tune.
Oh.
Why don't you tell her about one of your big ideas?
I had to cut myself off.
Uh, hey, listen.
Attention, Cloud 9 employees:
put organic foods next to environmentally friendly home products...
pretty cool.
You've been sexually assaulted.
Let's all give Jonah a round of applause, everybody.
We're so glad to have you here, Cynthia.
I'm just really, really, cute.
Glenngarry Glenn Loss,
The person thinks it's their fault.
Oh, you're welcome.
You know what?
- Hey, Cynthia. - Yeah.