Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.
I was thinking since you wrote a song...
- "Finding your G-spot." ALL: Oh, no, no, no!
...because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.
If we gave this present to Emma from all of us.
That's the hope.
What's the point? The other day she laughed for, like, an hour at a cup.
People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.
Yeah, we want everyone to be there.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
- I can't believe Emma's still asleep. - I know. What are we gonna do?
Is it ok That I still think it looks delicious
- Okay, 10. - Okay, Monica picks 10. I call nine.
We used to be married.
- No. - No. It won't be her real birthday.
- Hey, guys. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Hi.
No, I've also, you know, prepared a reading.
CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
That place in Vermont? You can take a hint.
Hi, Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and...
No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
What is wrong with me? I like the cartel even more than before.
Yes. You'll be all grown up by then, and we'll be...
- Rachel! - Oh, God, sorry!
- That's a bear. - I'm too excited!
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma
I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!
RACHEL: Ross, what are you talking...? Oh, my God!
We've been complaining the longest!
How old are you today?
Was that Emma? Is she up?