Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, guys. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Hi.
RACHEL: Ross, what are you talking...? Oh, my God!
No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
That's the hope.
Yeah, we want everyone to be there.
CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
What is wrong with me? I like the cartel even more than before.
What's the point? The other day she laughed for, like, an hour at a cup.
We've been complaining the longest!
I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.
I was thinking since you wrote a song...
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
- No. - No. It won't be her real birthday.
I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
Hi, Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and...
Yes. You'll be all grown up by then, and we'll be...
No, I've also, you know, prepared a reading.
- I can't believe Emma's still asleep. - I know. What are we gonna do?
And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!
- That's a bear. - I'm too excited!
That place in Vermont? You can take a hint.
If we gave this present to Emma from all of us.
We used to be married.
People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.
- Okay, 10. - Okay, Monica picks 10. I call nine.
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma
Is it ok That I still think it looks delicious
How old are you today?
- Rachel! - Oh, God, sorry!
Was that Emma? Is she up?
- "Finding your G-spot." ALL: Oh, no, no, no!
...because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.