Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.
What is wrong with me? I like the cartel even more than before.
That place in Vermont? You can take a hint.
Yeah, we want everyone to be there.
Was that Emma? Is she up?
People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.
I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.
If we gave this present to Emma from all of us.
CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
- That's a bear. - I'm too excited!
- Rachel! - Oh, God, sorry!
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
- Okay, 10. - Okay, Monica picks 10. I call nine.
How old are you today?
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma
Hi, Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and...
Yes. You'll be all grown up by then, and we'll be...
No, I've also, you know, prepared a reading.
- Hey, guys. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Hi.
I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
Is it ok That I still think it looks delicious
That's the hope.
- No. - No. It won't be her real birthday.
We used to be married.
- I can't believe Emma's still asleep. - I know. What are we gonna do?
RACHEL: Ross, what are you talking...? Oh, my God!
What's the point? The other day she laughed for, like, an hour at a cup.
No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
- "Finding your G-spot." ALL: Oh, no, no, no!
I was thinking since you wrote a song...
And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!
We've been complaining the longest!