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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, I think Emma might like it. - Oh, Emma might like what?
I am this close To tagging up my testicles again
And we paid for a room that we're supposed to be in right now!
You may not recognize us...
This is not bad.
Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it, dressed as a farmer.
That is a weird sentence.
[BABBLING]
All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
...we had to take him to the emergency room.
We've already ruined her first birthday.
[BARKING]
on your mark, get set go! Go LIberty, GO!!!
...in all different shapes. And if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing.
The three of us together again. You know what would be fun?
Come on, you guys, this is really important to us.
Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.
- It's in a box in the fridge. - Okay, sure.
Or we could flip a coin and multiply the answer...
Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene.
- But she'll be up soon. - Where's Joey?
[PHONE RINGS]
I just felt so bad missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know.
That's true. This message could be coming to you...
BOTH: Hey.
Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was.
Oh, okay. Which one?
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