Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Only insofar as we met because I touched his head thinking he was a child?
Jack?! Somebody's got to dry me off!
So, uh... any big plans for your day off?
Well, I'm heading out for the evening.
Okay.
If I sign this,
"go home" to the Asian contestant on Jeopardy?
Or any female of equivalent thickness.
Yes, I'm talking. Uh, no, we do not have the music. But I'm on it.
and then meet up at the Brooklyn Bridge at such-and-such a time
More embarrassing than your CD collection?
that an actor is only as good as the words...
when someone insists on a bad idea, but they're the one liable for it
What?
I'm coming to help you!
Also, uh, we didn't get the song. I wrote this myself five minutes ago.
Kenneth!
Let's go! Yeah!
It's my god-daughter's quinceneara.
Who was that?
I just wanted to apologize for the other night.
Breaking news now about a new Janis Joplin biopic.
Yeah, I do. I like your tie.
Huh. How... How did you and Lemon meet?
I think you'll find being my mother's nurse is a mixed bag.
Oh. And can you transfer me to the Italian ambassador's office?
Once again, Liz, I am an adult man.
Especially when the object of that care