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- Dawn. - I'm not real.
- I can do this. - I know you can.
OK, I'm goin' in.
then I won't be found fit to be your legal guardian.
Well, now, that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.
I mean, you can't really know what it's like to...
You're the only woman I've ever fallen in love with, so...
Well, I took Psych 101. I mean, I took it from an evil government scientist
when she puts the effort in.
I'd totally be blowing off classes if I were in Dawnie's shoes.
Is there something else?
- I'm sorry I couldn't... - It's OK.
Oh. Yes.
What do you know?
Can't she go home now?
Mmmm, Nummy Treat
It's poisoned. Why did I tell you that? It has to be checked, though.
I don't want any of this.
I suppose you are, in a manner of speaking. You were born here. Your mortal self.
I wasn't talking to you.
OK.
Understandable, about the crabby. She has to look after Dawn now.
Can't we just wait and see if they drop nine in there too?
I just... I can't be in school right now.
Yeah, I know, but... it's a whole night.
- But, sir... - You can't be late to a job you don't have.
I know it all seems bleak now but, as they say, "This too...
Oh, it's so beautiful.
- I frighten you? - That is so not what I meant.
Nowthis is getting weak.
I wantyou to do it. You can be the foot-putting-downer.
You want gold stars? OK. You can have gold stars.
- Do you want me to try? - Yes. Thanks.
Just another worthless human being! I hate being lied to.
I do. I have Dawn's life.
She's my girl.
Early to bed, early to rise, balanced breakfast, hospital corners. It's a new beginning.
Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns?
Yeah, right. Like any of you have ever bathed anyway.