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Everybody stop working right now!
- Oh, I'm actually really busy. - Please. I heard you were baby-crazy.
Maybe her heart broke 'cause she spent 20 years raising you
- but "Dateline" has jackets. - Jackets?
- You can go in now. - No.
Why didn't you say something?
Stop telling everyone I need someone to get me pregnant.
These guys like it. The Mars probe didn't break.
- But what do you know about respect? - Please, Tracy, just let it go.
First of all, I need to start working out. That kid was killing my arms.
- Oh, God! it's true that you had the baby. - I don't know what happened.
Oh, no, no. That is not how I roll.
Sorry. I got this number under "fertility" in the Writers Guild health manual.
Also, I think Josh Girard is a young Alec Guinness.
Oh, I let them do my makeup sometimes. They say it's fun for them.
- Come on. Didn't you have a vasectomy? - No, I just told my wife I did.
What you were saying about listening to your mind and not your body... how's that going?
What? But it's funny.
It'll be two months in three weeks.
Not really.
Who's the cutest baby in the world?