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Jenna, did you tell "Life & Style" that your favourite book is the Koran?
One minute, I was holding the baby in makeup.
I can't believe you made all this fuss over my birthday.
- Fair enough. - I have to do some thinking.
What?
Now, I know you asked me not to say anything.
Isn't that something, Mother?
Seriously? We're really busy.
My mother always told me that even when things seem bad,
Why would she go to them? Who do you know better than me?
accounts for 3% of our revenue but takes up 90% of my time
No. That's why my brain is the boss.
- She what? - Yeah. So?
Oh, yes! Thank you. I'm looking at the kooky skeleton right now.
and I am not looking for sperm donors.
Damn right! Keeps impersonating me, making me into a caricature.
Lemon do you realize that your show accounts for 3% of our revenue but takes up 90% of my time?
Guys, check this out. Oprah and Stedman are the same person.
You are a remarkable human being, Kenneth.
I don't want to have sex with any of you.
How did I get home?
in Florida, with a tea garden and rocks made of foam, because she falls down a lot.
Area code 4077 Oh, no. When did this happen?
Oh, it's a big misunderstanding.
Think about it.
It just kind of seems like you're rushing into it a little bit.