Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I stole a baby, Jack. I'm taking a half day.
- Liz distracted me. - No, I didn't.
Jenna told the writers that I am looking for a guy to get me pregnant.
Do you have me on speakerphone again?
and I panic that maybe I waited too long.
And I love my job, and I love my friends.
Yes, Kenneth. That's sweet.
Well, of course, of course.
But that's when I tell her, "Mama, you carried me for nine months.
Uh, something happened to me while scuba diving.
Oh, my. A mailman killed your dad?
Absolutely not, young lady.
Hey, Cerie, what are you doing?
Yes, ma'am. It's just like "Charlie's Angels."
Oh, you know what?
don't make them play the national anthem on the flute
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 50 now?
- I've been telling you that for five months. - Well, you're right again.
Before you say no, I just want to say,
- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.
I love you, too, J. Bird.
And if I am meant to crank out a kid, then I have plenty of time.
But to that woman, I'm always gonna be the punk kid