Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Dad. Um...
and I can't get good dank to save my life.
Yeah, Adam and I are... dating.
W... you know. You saw Alice's dad.
when suddenly, you smell heavy heavy smoke,
- on Smoke Cutters altogether. - Aw.
Then he sunk his life-freaking-savings
Come on. No, Dad, wait, just-hold on.
Let's play golf.
boring, old product info pamphlet,
Dozen? Two dozen?
Now, Newacheck, where are we supposed to meet this guy?
to prevent that horror.
That would be, like, uh...
[breathing heavily]
What?
How is this even close to legal?
about giving him grandkids, so to get him off my ass,
I mean, we were just talking about how fantastic
[phone buzzing] Ring, ring, ring, ring.
I'm sorry too, Dad.
"Hey, buddies, where are ya? Where are ya?"
to sell these, okay, because my dad has been driving me crazy
I physically cannot, 'cause your dick does not work!
[phone ringing]
I know I keep my guard up,
♪ ♪
Not as sorry as I am. I mean, it's a true story.
♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta... gotta ♪
You're getting real chubby down there now, huh?
to find something that works for everybody.
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]