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Terrific, it was terrific.
TDS! TDS! TDS on all counts!
Zach Wilson, The Big Sleazy He’s a wop genius
Natalie Portman.
CATCH THAT BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
Leave me in the trenches Taking grenades, Jen!
-Holy sh-- -Shirts & Pants. Holy Shirts & Pants.
Great. Great! Let's sign the paperwork and we are done.
Lord knows we need a catch now more than ever.
Let's talk about AI for an hour. I'm psyched.
annasophia cowie and pauline robb and gerard tarantino and quinton depardieu and gene panayotakis and stavros wilder. miss bain and kerry maud and owen gallagher and ashley wilson and gillian fanderlinden and alison southam and arnie abogaye and emmanuell schwila.
That’s what Hammer does!
It’s fire season!
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass.
Good, Good! More for me and you.
I told you that in confidence. That was a confession
The Brazilian girls were very nice. They seemed like--
Jabroni!
I never thought my sister would find someone...
two of the great American families, the Calabros and the Devizios.
This is John….. Whatever.
What is wrong with you?
He can't hear anything either. It's part of the accident.
My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just-- I'm not really in the mood for this.
Tomorrow cannot get here fast enough...
[CLEARS THROAT AND CHUCKLES]
Trapster, talk to me.
Oh, cool, cool, cool!
I don’t even know what the fuck caviar is
...like a hawk, or an eagle, or something with some talons?
Damn you Jared. Damn you.
Hey, Mom! The meatballs! Now!
America to Trump...
real orb-like
...I'll kill you.
PRIEST: A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted.
That guy got shot in the head by Quebec Police!
I don't think you appreciate the urgency.
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
But let’s go post some content. I’m psyched.
Ed! The Baller!!
It's all I think about and I don't know what to do.
Come on, let's go.
Jrr’ Crai...???
Oh, man, I feel like, Wow!
Just calling to see what you're up to
what do you say you and I head out to the deck and light up a couple of cigars?
CLAIRE: Is that true? -No, well, it's-- Not entirely.
Oh, Jeremy, I do!
What to you like better, Christmas or NAPE Season? Ah, The answer is NAPE Season.
I mean, I believed that she was a virgin.
Life of a sad boy
Whatever Make me a bicycle clown!
I think that there's some great things that I'd like to do...
Unit Production Manager Anne Bruning
Sounds sort of wonderful
Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!
You want the noise brought on you, because here it comes!
Dang Jake....
Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup.
...or just your general point of view towards everybody.
What’s trash
...that something about me feels alive inside.
MAN: Hello
Saturday-- I got one Saturday.
Fresh Wyoming Air
Do you ever pull on yourself or...?
This is FSU Oh, my God. Your brother, He's down again
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades Tim
I want my cooler back! The cooler was a gift, Zack. I'm taking it with me.
Babaganosh Special
For sending me a friend like Mizzler
Happy Birthday Josh! Rule#23 no excuses, make your day
Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.
When the kid from Clarence gets a new car for Christmas
It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports...
You’re wrong to pull out the rule book on this
You're never gonna hit me, I don't think. I'm pretty quick.
...on the Paraguayan debt and money supply issue, did you?
CLAIRE: Sack, what are you doing? SACK: Remembering yet?
...I should take it easier on him.
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Zoe!
...who cared about what other people thought as much as she did...
-Big dyke. CLAIRE: Oh, Lord.
WOMAN: Do not talk about me as a mother
-We'll burn them with the post. -No, no. No, I got a better idea.
He got her yesterday.
Please, you and I know I have phenomenal hair
BOTH: Ooh.
Because I’d find you.
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades Laurie!
It was my first bisexual
So how's my protégé?
Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.
[SCREAMING]
I'm not a nut.
You don't sound very enthused.
I almost numchucked your ass woody! You don’t even know!
Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
Yes, at after parties at Dan’s
Kerry! The Passport!
And I'd like to play some catch-up on finding out who's inside here.
Brad, oh boy he - Yeah, B-rad
I'm too drunk to walk, so carry me to my room.
-You nervous? -Mmm, little bit, um.
Damn you, covid!
I like to shut down my engine. Recharge my battery. And get back to neutral.
One day, you'll look back on all this and laugh...
Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Hike!
-Say yes to yourself and your future. -Say yes.
But let's go lose some face offs. I'm psyched.
Let me see that again, please.
Here, I'll just pick this off, I'll go grab another piece. That's it.
Hell of a season, pal
Secretary Cleary, John Ryan.
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Let's play anal hero
apophenia! apophenia! apophenia On both accounts
His holiness The Donny Lama. He’s a good friend.
I'll be in my room painting.
[LAUGHING]
When the teenage kid from Clarence gets a new car
CLEARY: Well, then, we'll sail without him.
This is Joe Sigh....., whatever.......
Good man
WHEN JJ NEEDS SOMETHING GAY
...she said something to my dad a couple of years ago...
Me when eating Oreos with Bae
I need to talk to you. It's not a big deal...
Yes! Defending Fessy & The Buffalo Bills.
It's not realistic, it's crazy.
Or Ouch, Ouch, You're on My Hair.
JEREMY: Gloria, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately...
Hey.
...play mahjong with her grandmother at a retirement home.
Philly things
-Way to bring it. SACK: Anticipate that rush.
You didn't always hate each other.
Run!
Just living the dream
We’ve been having a ball together
-Oh, that's bullshit. -Yeah, thought I forgot about that.
[LAUGHING]
Oh no.,,,,,,Steve Stop Hitting Him!
Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane.
Okay.
My toddler whenever I try to help them.
Okay. Oh, oh, yeah.
Wow That’s really impressive
We are Uncle Ned's kids.
It's been months, you haven't heard anything from her.
Hi.
-You met her at a funeral? -Yeah.
[BIRDCALL WHISTLING]
Shaun
Good luck.
She took a bike ride down to the beach.
CRAIG: I, Craig...
Oh, yeah. 46 extra long, baba ganoush special.
You know how they say we only use 1 0 percent of our brains?
Crab cakes & football! That’s what the B1G does
H
I don’t even know what the fuck Overwatch is
Oh that’s terrific, why don’t you feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I'm drowning.
You gotta step this up already. I'm gonna give you the damn eye drops.
I'll make it rain out here.
Every time I look over, you're on your ass again.
I don't believe this.
You leave us in the trenches taking grenades, robbie!
It's contract renewal season!
Clark Kellogg?
Berg's Bachelor Party You Sandbaggin' son of a bitch
You da man
He's good
This you right now
I don't want to play. Get in the closet.
Yes. Well put. One sided.
Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me.
What season do you like better? Christmas or Protest season?
...that he will never spend his birthday alone again.
You had me going, son.
This fucking guy, unbelievable!
I do. Five generations of small family breeding.
I know it's a surprise. It's not on the surface.
Nature always wins
If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it.
You better get your ass to that wedding!
What is Jed doing? I never know what he's doing
My life right now
Harry Potter, if he existed.
Damn it! Damn you NGHS!
He's back.
Im not even wearing a bet Betless.
Okay, come in for the real thing.
Mags Brother: Check, I saw you on the cornhole boards..
OH MY GOD. EAGLE LOST HIST SHIELD AGAIN
Hey, let’s back this line out — oh no, I’m in the shaft!
There’s talks about Crowley, Ross Davis’ hair, and it’s like, you still got it!
Jada Pinkett Smith is not a kook.
Who gives a shit? First weekend, second weekend, it's like pizza baby!
Fujimora wedding, 3 p.m.
I'm sure it will be fun for the people that are playing.
I'll give you a little bit more time because somebody can't close.
Well, she's not afraid to express herself sexually.
Im not judging you because i think youre an innovator
[CHATTERING]
Jeremy tried to seduce me!
.
We’re here to get drunk
But this is not a fant--
mario, it's fox.
Yes! Crab cakes and dick!
The Ball Player!
Na, from the dollar store
Diggin' talking with ya. You're a really enlightened cat and I like that about you.
2 of the Great American Families The Riccis and the Dube, Hear Ye!
I’m not gonna apologize I’m an asshole
Your mother.
That's neither here nor there.
How is everybody?
Why are you yelling at me?
Hey fellas…Great talk
Most Dangerous Game
They’re overpopulated and They’re decimating the grub worm population
Erin at a Wedding
.
What’s your favorite day of the year? Oh! Oh! Uhh gameday
Sorry, guys, I forgot. How are you connected to the family again?
Yes! Corsi and expected goals!
.
That cyclone DB just Eye F#cked the sh!t out of me
[MACHINE BEEPS]
I know, but it's complicated.
Eddie’s Victory at Xavier Inspirational
Mijo! The keepers! Fuck!
Problem not solved
Then I’m going to shut down my engines and recharge my batteries And I will see you in the morning
HUGE DYKE
[DOOR SHUTS]
Spring be like.... and perhaps, play a little game called just the tip.
...love, we have learned, is a mystery.
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU SO YOU UNDERSTAND... I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND LIKE A SMALL CHILD.
Get some strange …
Nonsense, I insist.
Yeah.
CLAIRE: Actually, Sack got the governor to subsidize part of the project.
Johnny! She's trying to kill me!
It’s Table Season, kids!!!
Put these in his drink and he'll be going down on a toilet seat for the next 24 hours.
Hey Kase! Can we get some bozo bets!!
I glanced at it
And you shoot it down with your negativity!
Purple Hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.
I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night.
I’ll find you
Hot Deal!!
Ow! Jesus!
This is the Kentucky Derby of weddings.
I disagree. Now, look, they're having the engagement party...
This is Joe……. Whatever.
How I feel when we say we’re a traveling synchro skating team
All we can do is...
Good news travels fast.
What the fuck? You can't knock anymore?
-What? Ah, he's fine. -I can't breathe.
Okay? It didn't work. She had to leave me and go attend to him.
...we'll take a couple. The big thing is that we're all moving on.
She's dead.
Erroneous! Erroneous!
Oh, Lord.
C G
Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
I don't even have a bag. Bagless.
GLORIA: Baba ganou!
Hnat’s and Zbur’s
Mr. Magaw yes um, the answer would be....
YOU LEAVE ME IN THE TRENCHES TAKING GRENADES JUSTIN
Out. Out.
...disappearing?
Hey, ma! Can we get some pop-tarts?
No, I don’t even know what the fuck a Manhattan is
Phenomenal finger food
Ohh, Mott.
...and all the friends here assembled.
Grow up Peter Pan, Count chocula.
I'm coming. Right? Right?
Hey, great talk
Come on. Come on.
Let's go Christine! In our Elf costumes!
I don’t even wear a mask Maskless
It was my first two!
Sack did that to you?
It could have been that, or the midnight rape...
True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Okay, Kitty Cat, this feels borderline inappropriate, and--
I'd like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines...
Now I know you're lying. You'll do anything to get me to go...
What is he doing over there? I never know what he’s doing over there.
JEREMY: Mm-hm. -We settled the deal with the cars.
J-bone is-- Believe it or not, he's getting married.
-You the man. -Take it easy.
Bye, Bye froggy!!
This is John…….. whatever.
-Okay. Let's do our pregame. -What do you got?
Yesterday?
But that sounds terrific. That sounds unbelievable.
Any Convo with Jena & Tammy
You're goddamn negativity!
whatever make me a bicycle, clown!
Turnaround Season
I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy. Let's be honorable for once.
I don't want to play tunnicliffs
We lost a lot of good men out there. Working for ESPN?
it's not even fair
Team player
You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
-I've got a flight to Madrid. JOHN: Oh, you have to leave?
Berg's Bachelor Party You Sandbaggin' son of a bitch, Im in
And so, after my ninth stint in rehab…ummm Ollie
You should have watched it in your underwear.
Oh, he says he believes in art.
that's what a really meant
...is not Chazz Reinhold, who's in the hall of fame.
What is he doing? I never know what he’s doing back there.
It’s CRAP!!
THIS IS... MARTHA. WHATEVER.
To Rist from everyone.
We want it now! The meatloaf!
It was like trying to cover a fucking racehorse.
Dingers
The first night makes or breaks our street cred in the neighborhood There is no room for error
Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like.
This is just semantics. Russo wants to throw a couple million at me...
...two of the great American families The gooches and the Baileys…
it's not even fair.
We got three really big weeks ahead of us.
CLAIRE: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Then, three of the great American families The Meador, Gonzales, and Pierce
Maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.
Number one: Stop being a pussy.
[PHONE RINGS]
When I need a hug and someone tries to comfort me… … but I’ve been self-reliant since childhood.
I'm a very powerful man.
The big sleazy. Tommy gufano, he’s a wop genius
Well...
But let's go play some fantasy beisbol. I'm psyched
IT’S SEXUAL AND VIOLENT
-Yeah. -Funny.
It’s golf season, kid!
David , I’m not wearing any panties ! Lol
A tremendous competitor
What is Guy doing in there I never know what hes doing in there