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Deborah I've actually known for her entire life.
CLEARY: Todd, that's good!
DK, you are my bitch lover!!!
[DOOR SLAMS]
Try getting a mistrial on a case you bought your own bullshit on
-Thirty years next April. -Oh, that's beautiful.
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!
I’M PSYCHED
There's gonna be Secret Service. They have pictures of us.
Nicer things.
I care about her a lot.
Love where your heads at
-I'm sorry? -I love you.
Rule # 5 You're an idiot!
MTI owners be like... Ahhhh, I'm in an MTI 390X... I'm DEAD!
-Oh, that's right. What am I--? -Yeah.
Believe It or not, he's moving in with Rachel
It’s living room season You sandbagging son of a bitch
When your new install just cancelled!!!
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
Sounds sort of wonderful
It was my first Asian!
We understand.
Whatever Just Make the Changes Clown!
Homeruns
Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot!
Hey Tatum Great Talk
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you.
.
Yuu Hjj
Your DaT GuM Negativity! I don’t need it… I’m an idea man!!
Um John you’re a great guy but being mean to Jeremy your friend That’s not being good that’s why I wrote a song for you John Here is hit it
CHAZZ: Hey, babe, yeah.
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Oh, Mott! You're amazing! He is amazing!
...with her, like, little, like, white hair, but then she's kind of mean.
I told you that in confidence
And so, after my ninth stint in rehab, um, Craig....
-Hang up the phone. -Okay.
Tattoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bull's-eye.
Go on, take it, you hyena.
You better get your ass to the office
-Fair enough. -But if you want my help, listen.
FRANK THE TANK FROM US BANK
THAT’S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW
I don't know.
Carrot Top.
Ouch.
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades
Yes, with the Yankees.
From everything you’ve told me about Haase, he sounds like a kook
The collaroy hotel
I don't wanna get into what happened, it's only gonna make me mad.
RAM only discs and we'll try manfrotto 2.0. however i still have the signal cable i ran nokia lumia with 34GB's of leica G2 ROM on it do you wanna try it and see if it'll muck it up? yes only since you were pending on the idea that mom might've complained.
that's what we call sackless
But funerals are insane
Get the gun from her!
Zuck
Lord knows we need family now more than ever
Lord knows We need family more now than ever
I’m psyched
What is hot route?
Are you ready for some football? You want the noise brought on you?
It’s Jaws season!
Viva la noviaaaaa!!!
PRIEST: A time to cast away stones.... CHAZZ: It's so senseless.
The statue was a gift, Todd
I wanted to tell you about Gloria. I tried to. I didn't know how.
-The what? MAN: The noise brought on you.
Your friendship means a lot to me.
I’m a cocksman Boom!
I'm just throwing it out there. I'm just saying, just....
I think you'd just be spinning your wheels with me.
-Soft mattress? -Yeah, that could've been it.
-Your whole life is gonna be fine. -Yeah.
It kills me however to have to tell you I'm sorry, I just--
-So you gonna give a toast? -Yes.
I love you too
Complaints, 5 beers an hour, Secret Service. Consequences.
yes beryl sial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes would you like to see the priory symbol?
God knows what happened to the kitten you got her.
You better get your ass to the Coleman House Early and hang out
Oh, get off your high horse. Stop judging people.
Can’t let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.
Or it could be the midnight rape.
Welcome to the family. This is wonderful.
I knew you'd come around
fantasy leagues open ..and Motts mad! You sandbagging son of a bitch!
What’s getting $33mm like? They look pretty good. Are they real?
Ben Johnson You are my bitch lover
I can't find you, and now I come to you with an idea...
“It’s all Hurney”
I knew I was never going to be a bitcoiner twitter influencer.
It's Joey's Birthday!
JOHN: No. I'm just getting over here. CLAIRE: You scared?
Wh- Why are you yelling at me?
My toddler when I try to help with literally anything
I’m gonna go see Dr. Finkelstein. I’m gonna tell him, we’ve got a whole new bag of issues, we can forget about Mom for a while
Whatever hillbilly White trash
I was thinking you could come to my room and perhaps play a little game of just the Tip.
-We're gonna be fine, we're gonna make it. -Okay.
...screams at night sometimes.
It's RIOT season!!! you sandbaggin' sonuvabitch!!!
Bitcoin can kiss my left nut!
Are you kidding? That was so funny.
-And? -You were crying.
He doesn’t even know Belli
7183540297 Wop genius
Lance Rosser
(arrogant finger guns while farting)
[CHUCKLING]
If you guys wanna throw a couple trades at me Feel feee
I mean, like-- You're hunting a human being right now.
...what other people thought as much as she did until I met Coy.
With Every Death Comes Rebirth
It was the booze dancing, heh, heh.
MAN: What do you mean? -I mean, it's time to send them home.
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac. It’s true. You can look it up.
...is really your cheek.
-What? -Step on my head when I'm drowning.
That was a secret You stupid priest
Two a.m., you dragged me 50 miles to watch you and some chick...
Someone has to pay for lap dances for the big guy here
Let's go kill some bugs I'm psyched
Let’s go kill some birds I’m psyched
Cool, cool, cool
That cyclone db Just eye f#cked
[GRUNTING]
I need you there to be my best man.
-Is this your place? -No. No, no, no.
It’s Betting season!
Abigail listening to me yell at Mother Nature
Let’s go watch some football. I’m psyched.
Get out there and get some strange ass.
Hell of a Season
...you know, in case he ever ran for president.
But let’s go on a bachelor party cruise I’m psyched
You tell that mean ocean.
This is just semantics If you want to throw a couple points at me I'll take them the big thing is we're all closing strong
The Big Sleazy, Chris Dobbs He’s a Wop Genius!
Hey, Kathy!!! The meatloaf!!!
-You okay? -Not now, Father, please.
I hope you flip over your scooter And knock your two front teeth out
JEREMY: I might just have one more of the samplers here.
Barrelhouse 11-1-19
Preuss, get your fucking ass back in NJ right now
Or faking your my dog being dead
-...sleep with anybody, right? -No.
Hi
-No, you're joking. -All of it is-- Don't you fucking get up.
What is Jed doing? I never know what he's doing
I'm just living the Meme
I don't like to talk about it... We lost so many good jackets.
What do you like better? Christmas or draft day?
Live 12-bar blues is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac
Ozz, drop your D! FUCK!
I think we only use 1 0 percent of our hearts.
Let’s go watch our son’s shit. I’m psyched.
You know what? I will go to fwot.
Bring it in for the real thing.
JEREMY: It's a good time, know what I mean?
-That's what Maryland does! CLEARY: Nice one.
Jill, you’re comin’ with!
The tickets were a gift, Bill
He’s a homo
I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid. His name was Shilo.
I hope you flip your bike over and...
Okay, go get us seats near, but not too near, the bridal party.
Don’t you fucking get up!
-You can go if you want. -You're gonna be a team player.
It's hot out here.
NATURE’S MOST POWERFUL APHRODISIAC
we lost so many good men out there
Hey look at me, I Golf at DGCC,,, My low handicap is vanity
we lost so many good men out there
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades mike!!
Half of these people are here because of my dad.
YOU LEAVE ME IN TRENCHES TAKING GRENADES JEFF!
You know I don't look good.
This congregation really doesn't care about how depressing your life is, John, okay?
Talking to planning & replenishment
That was my first Asian!
I just-- At a funeral?
PEW, PEW
Lock it up!
-She is not. -Her name is Chastity.
He’s a great guy. We’ve been having a ball together.
Believe It or not, he's moving in with Rachel
OMG Sean Daddy
MAN: Why does Grandma have a gun?
[WHIMPERING]
Stop crying like a little girl Badger
SE fall hard! how many fingers am I holding up?
Me eating Oreos with bae
Sparks Is a wop genius
Make me a catio, clown!
Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus...
RANDOLPH: You banging the daughter and the grandma?
JOHN: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bry, the PlayStation! Fuck
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, Jesus.
MAN: A perfect mother? I can't have custody.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Go on, take it you hyena. Don’t say thank you
Damn you Ernie!
i’ll be in discord painting. Homo things
Huge dyke A real rug muncher
You must be joking.
Perhaps.
Let’s take a timeout
Hot.
Problem solved!
I can't stop thinking about you.
You want some Hazy’s??? I knew you’d come around
K K
What's jed doing?
...and my captain...
[LAUGHING]
Here’s what’s going to happen Kimosabi’s going to have some flavor I’m going to shut down my engines and get back to neutral and I will talk to you in the morning
Well, that's a hell of a good project.
Five generations of lodge family breeding
You better get your ass to that haunted house.
You know, Todd...
I'll be in my room painting... Trans Things
Try having some real problems, jackass.
Lock it in!
LeBron! Red 7!
My family's a little strange.
Katie 3 am
HEY, MOM! THE TREASONS!
-Maybe. JOHN: Ha, ha. Okay.
JOHN [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: This is John. Whatever.
You're a homo
We’re here to get drunk
You better get your ass to that tailgate.
This is Vin. Whatever.
Pat, the link! FUCK!
Portals and Updates That's What Team 5 Does
I do. Five generations of Lodge family breeding.
That's fun. That's fun.
That's what I really wanted.
-Give me a break. -That was my first Asian!
Another furniture-less abates lake house? I’m psyched
You old sailor, you
[GIGGLES]
Well, snap out of it! What? You have to see a hot chick everywhere?
you want some?!?!?!
Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
...who spoke different languages. One of them, his name was Caleb...
oh please, you and i both know I'm not that charming
...and get myself back to neutral.
Rule 76: No Excuses, Play Like Team 2 Rule 76: No Excuses, Play Like Team 2
But let’s go rack up some debt, I’m psyched
You Just Go Right Ahead, Shark.
Real orb like
Hey Jessi!! The cups cakes!!
But I've never gotten that chance.
Pretty handsome.
.
Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?
That'd be awesome. Big game, even like a gorilla?
the client intro's were a gift, Todd. I'm taking them with me.
But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched!
Been sober now for eight months.
You want the noise brought on you? Here it comes.
...that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling.
Chum, the fines totals! Fuck!
So here goes.
I got that yesterday
Well, who you been crashing with, then?
Glad I did t hold my breath
When your new connect just cancelled!!!!
-You sandbagging son of a bitch
You lock it up!
[SCREAMS]
Test Test
Homo things.
Can you just give me one minute?
Rule number 76: No excuses, play like a champion.
Working at Morgan and Morgan?
Claire bear, you never told me.
-You're cheating. -You're cheating.
As you all know, Craig and Christina...
Come on, get up.
“Team player”
Actually, Todd is an amazing painter.
leave me in the trenches taking grenades, maddy.
Hookers and hockey! That’s what Florida does!
Suit yourself. Rule number 1.
It’s SHOWTIME season, son! U sandbagging sob!!
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades Kevin!
-You okay, buddy? -Oh, don't okay, buddy me.
I’M HANGING ON BY A THREAD
Bish would love to play!
I'll talk to you later.
You’re not that young
It’s water break season!
Nicky Orlando He's a Wop Genius
the whole funny-because-it's-true bit ...only works if the truth is a small thing.
We're gonna take a little bike ride, and then we'll come back and check up on you.
...was shoved into my mouth, and there was duct tape over it.
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
She’s Back!
Yes, at after parties at Dan’s
Christmas season or survivor season?
Squids be like #Squidlife
Rule number 1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.
What are you doing? It's a game of touch.
Step on my head when I'm drowning
someone has to pay for the lap dances for the big guy
Looked like a big lesbian mule.
Feels so good when ross provides tfs updates
You guys wanna throw a couple miles at us... we’ll take a couple
The mannequin was a gift, Todd. I’m taking it with me
people helping people. It's powerfull stuff
I'm gonna go home, see Dr. Finkelstein and I'm gonna tell him we got a whole new bag of issues.
You look really pretty, by the way. That's all I'm gonna say.
I'm watching my stories, man.
Oh my god, your center He’s down again
Its Carthage Eliminating season. -You sandbagging son of a bitch.
But, Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden.
-Okay. -Okay.
...which they'll probably never use because it's crystal stemware.
Hey Andrea, great talk.
-Hi. How's it going? -Hi.
Hey Comcast! The new router! Fuck!
I don't even know what the fuck a roguelite is
-I'm not going. -You are.