Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your goddamn negativity!

He lived with his mother till he was 40. She tried to poison his oatmeal.

MARY: He was a doll.

Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

There’s nothing terrifying about the dark

You'd better get your ass to the ia games fat bike race

And, uh, I thank God every day...

I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is

Although we may choose whom we marry...

Uh, so how do you know that?

You’re projecting! Stop projecting on me!

Yes, darts and donuts

An obligation to our fellow man

We want it now!

You sandbagging son of a bitch!

Well that’s a hell of a weekend

I don’t want to get into last trial with Jared, because it’s only going to make me mad

You want me to blow on it?

Okay, let me, uh--

Last week I did an exact replica to scale of Wrigley Field.

Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet!

Earth you are my bitch lover!

you're gonna get really bad arthwritis when you're older-- (cracks knuckles) no i'll just let you keep doing it. if you get really bad arthwritis when you're older that's your problem.

Dak Prescott was a gift

I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME, JUST ASKING YOU NOT TO MARRY HIM

Who gave this to you?

...I'm gonna make all your fantasies come true.

Yeah, crazy horny!

The class of 2022 was a gift Todd You suck as a coach

TRAPSTER! IT'S SACK!

Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes.

You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.

It’s Fawn season kid! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

Ahh! I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!

That Blonde Was a Real Shot of Life

"Shlomo? I Thought You Were Renouncing All Your Possessions And Moving To Nepal."

Claire, will you wait just a second?

That my hands are your hands.

I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.

[BAND PLAYING POLKA MUSIC]

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

-Jesus. Come on. You ruined it. JOHN: Come on. Get in there.

Calgarians right now

Damn you devon!

...on her 1 3th birthday. You remember that.

So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested.

Damn... Skeletons

MIGHT AS WELL BE A BULLSEYE

So here's my question:

You better get your ass to Coleman House early and hang out

-I'm sticking to it. -Go ahead.

Dude died in a hot air ballon accident. What an idiot!

But let’s book some parties, I’m psyched

It's Baseball Season Ring that bell you son of a bitch

Oh, great. Game's over. Satisfied?

-Daiquiris. -Daiquiris.

Alright let’s go kill some Dolphins I’m Psyched

Let’s go kill some goblins, I’m psyched

I got a stage 5 clinger.

CLAIRE: Over here! Me, me, me!

...your daughter's a little....

The McCrady Family ………

WHAT'S MY NP DOING? I NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING FOR IN BASKET...

I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress.

-That's okay. -No, you're really sweet.

-Oh, my God, don't ever leave me. Good. -Ever.

You're so cautious. I'm more of a risk taker.

About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?

His Excellency, the Emir, he’s a good friend

So is it just about the money?

Happy Birthday Josh! Rule #23 no excuses make your day

Riggsy! You sand bagging’ son of a bitch!

I’m not even gonna say it but you know I’m upset

...that I wore around all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in...

I love it on pizza. I put a little bit in my hair...

Uncle Ned's kids.

Everything's ready for the thief hunt

You better get your ass over here Sunday.

I’m sure it’s going to be fun For the people who are going.

Wow, Mr. 2-Rooms-for-8-guys is also an $165/round golfer. It's kind of an interesting combination.

I don't even know what the fuck a value prompter is

Why are you Yaleing at me?

Jesse tried to seduce me

Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50 percent?

Damn you, Rodger(son)

Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right. Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts.

Hey, Jessi! Can we get some cupcakes?!?

-Hm. And that? -Cotton linens, Egyptian.

You selfish son of a bitch

not sure if you realized this but I'm an idiot

We’re not that young

kerry cowie are you cowering the cows to jewellery guts? yes pauline bain i am baining up your bashes kerry coweles.

You motor boating sonofa bitch! You old sailor you!

You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook.

I just had my own sock duct-taped into my mouth last night.

Johnny, wait a second.

Let's see how you do with somebody your own age.

Okay. You're going.

-Look it up. -I didn't know that.

Flom, you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me

JOHN: Oh, it's really not that interesting, actually.

We lost a lot of good men out there. Playing in BG3?

Give me your hands.

We still have a lot of things that we want to accomplish.

Das neue Buch von GMK

You left me in the trenches taking grenades, Adam!

Actually, it would be a really nice bike ride.

What's going on?

I'm gonna golf with ya. But I don't want to golf with ya.

When you know what you want, you know what you want.

What? Who's getting negative?

Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!

Oh, that's Mae Lin's adopted son Benny, the veterinarian.

I don't even know what the fuck a vacuous pablum is

What do you mean, how? She was a very, very family-oriented girl.

let's go kill some beers I'm psyched

You’re unbelievable, Gudas!

Do you remember that private detective we used...

Crab cakes and DebtBook! That's what Maryland does!

Look, we've been to a million weddings. And guess what? We’ve rocked them all.

Don't worry, he won't say anything.

...unless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulse.

...and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew.

dichro, you are my bitch lover!

-Okay, how about that? -This?

-They love it. -Harvard, Kennedy School of Government.

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch

And It's All Good Because You Seemed To Make check and Mott Happy...

Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.

YES! Cornhole and Dunkin’ That’s what the Foxx’s do!

-It's the circle of life. -Oh.

Yes! Liberals and football!

-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks.

-People helping people. JOHN: Yeah.

When Chazz Reinhold passed the sacred rules of wedding crashing onto us...

When your husband tries to show you how to paint a wall…

Damn you, Scott!

There's a ferry leaving in 1 0 minutes.

I was thinking you could come to my room

But you know what? It also led me to you.

“Maybe.” That’s all I needed to know

No, no, it's about...

-Rhino. -Or a fucking human being?

Drop your cock and grab your socks What time is lunch today little buddy?

Grow up Peter pan

I'm a little too traumatized. Let's move.

Buddy, you know I love you, and I hate to see you like this...

CLAIRE: Honey, are you okay? SACK: Oh, yeah.

Yes! Apizza and girls basketball. that's what connecticut does.

Take a good picture! Ahhh I'm dead!

We made a lot of bastard kids out there

You better get your ass to that birthday dinner.

The Class of 2020 was a gift Todd You suck as a coach

-Sounds good. Okay. -If you need me, I'll be on line six.

we lost so many good men out there

Everyone said “Jabroni”

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Joe

Ahhh I'm an astronaut! Honey, take a good picture! Boom! I'm dead!

My briefs, are Saxx

-Down! -Come on.

Just don't say anything to my dad, though.

GOOD, GOOD! MORE FOR ME AN YOU.

-Listen to me. I can't go. -Why?

-What's wrong with you? -What's wrong with you?

...but they found the documents...

Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!

...wedding season?

You can starfish from The Mill all you want But I’d find you

Yeah, I pray too, you know what I mean?

Hide and Seek with Kiis 97.3 Game on Robin, Kip and Corey Oates

What about the Susan Barnes Trial three years ago?

-Hello. -Excuse us.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

The first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a Hail Mary.

Rule #5 Wear a mask

….Mardi Gras?

This is a quote from Mikey Happy birthday, young man.

No, I don't even know what the fuck a Gulzar is.

Normally, I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.

I could hang out for a few minutes.

Whatever. Get me a case, clown!

Might as well be a bullseye.

with their voices actors' names, Andy Samberg and David Strathairn

-Oh, you're gonna cover me? -Like white on rice.

Starboard. Trying to get it over here and crease the sheet.

hey mom! the blowies!

Huge Dyke A real rug muncher

That's what MVP does!

Well, I think you might have to deal me out on this, because we were gonna--

Dark spot on the head …might as well be a bullseye

I gotta be honest, I open this group text, it's like-- A little like I'm trying to get my bearings

JOHN: Hell of a season.

Are they built for speed or for comfort

I'm terrified of this broad.

People Talking Football!!

Sigh... ...whatever...

When your grandma asks you to be your only penpal

But I got us covered.

Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown.

When it’s October 31st and you’re all in your feels about spooky season coming to an end

We can forget about Trump on Joe Rogan for a while

Couple of dumb kids

Maybe I'm a little cuckoo.

SACK: You did a great job. JEREMY: What happened, Toast?

You’re lethargic!

Doomsday Metcalfe

She hasn't returned your phone calls, she's never responded to your letters.

The big sleazy. Scooba Sleave

Well, I mean, I think I am. I....

Yes! Drinking and football!!

Oh, thanks a lot.

-I don't know what Red 7 means. -Hot route!

That's What I Really Wanted

John, it's okay.

You sandbagging son of a bitch.

I don't want to get into what happened last night because it's only gonna make me mad.

Come on. Claire.

Good, Good! More for Me and You.

...so I put up with your stories about scallops and otters...

At the Buckner nuptials you were sitting and sulking in the corner.

...or I could go with a votive of roses and lilies, I don't know.

You don't think we're being--

Shark? Ya he’s whatever I don’t know..

I-- You know, we've just been talking so much about the future lately...

Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter...

The guy you loved since business school. Don't thank me.

I want my sweater back!

It’s Wedding Week, kid! YOU SAND BAGGIN SON OF A BITCH!

There's something not right about these guys.

Whatever, Make the Changes Clown!

Chum, the fines totals! Fuck!

You know what I will have some Hollywood

Yeah, I remember, but this is--

A wrestling fan? Good man!

Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!

We've become extremely spiritual...

-Feel them. -What?

Good! Good! And Mutschler thinks he's good

And then you get caught up in it and you get kind of into it...

It’s Race Week! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

You Bite Your Tongue, Coyz

Omg, your brother, he’s down again.

Benn, I'm not wearing any panties

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

But let's go answer 100 David Rhodes emails. I'm psyched

I don't eat meat or fish

Perhaps play a game called find the clit

Thats what on PRemise Does Fracking & DQAs

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Scott I hope you like your bday gifts! I’m not having it Anne

-I said, feel them. -Mrs. Cleary--

Whatever, make me an app clown

CLEARY: Mommy, let's not go there again.

-Randolph. -Shh.

You poor thing.

-You want some? I knew you'd come-- -Yes.

6 minute poker tourneys and week long daily fantasy… That’s what Jesse does!

You gotta wait until I put them back.

leave me in the trenches taking grenades, katie

We did not have a moment at the dinner table.

Let’s play cummyaches

Or faking your my dog being dead

What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.

IT’S LIKE FISHING FOR DYNAMITE

-Mrs. Cleary, I don't-- -Call me Cat.

Take a good picture! Ahhhh I'm dead.

-Hm? -Enjoy the party.

Kip about Gracie Abrams

YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THAT BACHELOR PARTY

For the past couple months you've been a ghost.

How I feel about UFC 298, 299, 300

Do you? Do you, kid? Why don't you go get me a 7-Up, okay?

You guys take a couple hours, maybe throw a couple hours our way, The main thing is we are moving on..

I was a Pennsylvania high school state champion. I’ll make it rain out here!