Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm terrified of this broad.

Might as well be a bullseye.

-What's wrong with you? -What's wrong with you?

I don't want to get into what happened last night because it's only gonna make me mad.

YES! Cornhole and Dunkin’ That’s what the Foxx’s do!

...so I put up with your stories about scallops and otters...

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Starboard. Trying to get it over here and crease the sheet.

What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.

...on her 1 3th birthday. You remember that.

let's go kill some beers I'm psyched

Doomsday Metcalfe

-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks.

That's What I Really Wanted

We still have a lot of things that we want to accomplish.

Okay, let me, uh--

-Okay, how about that? -This?

Happy Birthday Josh! Rule #23 no excuses make your day

No, no, it's about...

Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right. Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts.

Alright let’s go kill some Dolphins I’m Psyched

-Look it up. -I didn't know that.

-Down! -Come on.

...or I could go with a votive of roses and lilies, I don't know.

We lost a lot of good men out there. Playing in BG3?

The Class of 2020 was a gift Todd You suck as a coach

Everyone said “Jabroni”

...but they found the documents...

...and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew.

We’re not that young

MARY: He was a doll.

CLAIRE: Over here! Me, me, me!

Claire, will you wait just a second?

I’m sure it’s going to be fun For the people who are going.

Well that’s a hell of a weekend

A wrestling fan? Good man!

Oh, great. Game's over. Satisfied?

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

I was a Pennsylvania high school state champion. I’ll make it rain out here!

But you know what? It also led me to you.

It’s Race Week! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

I gotta be honest, I open this group text, it's like-- A little like I'm trying to get my bearings

Yes! Drinking and football!!

But let's go answer 100 David Rhodes emails. I'm psyched

You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook.

You sandbagging son of a bitch!

Uncle Ned's kids.

Why are you Yaleing at me?

Benn, I'm not wearing any panties

you're gonna get really bad arthwritis when you're older-- (cracks knuckles) no i'll just let you keep doing it. if you get really bad arthwritis when you're older that's your problem.

You selfish son of a bitch

Let's see how you do with somebody your own age.

Calgarians right now

GOOD, GOOD! MORE FOR ME AN YOU.

-Oh, my God, don't ever leave me. Good. -Ever.

Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

You want me to blow on it?

CLEARY: Mommy, let's not go there again.

You’re projecting! Stop projecting on me!

Last week I did an exact replica to scale of Wrigley Field.

Hide and Seek with Kiis 97.3 Game on Robin, Kip and Corey Oates

We did not have a moment at the dinner table.

Oh, that's Mae Lin's adopted son Benny, the veterinarian.

For the past couple months you've been a ghost.

Damn you devon!

Damn... Skeletons

-Rhino. -Or a fucking human being?

There’s nothing terrifying about the dark

“Maybe.” That’s all I needed to know

When Chazz Reinhold passed the sacred rules of wedding crashing onto us...

TRAPSTER! IT'S SACK!

What do you mean, how? She was a very, very family-oriented girl.

not sure if you realized this but I'm an idiot

Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!

Everything's ready for the thief hunt

-Hm? -Enjoy the party.

You better get your ass over here Sunday.

Yeah, I remember, but this is--

Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50 percent?

When it’s October 31st and you’re all in your feels about spooky season coming to an end

When your grandma asks you to be your only penpal

No, I don't even know what the fuck a Gulzar is.

So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested.

6 minute poker tourneys and week long daily fantasy… That’s what Jesse does!

Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!

When you know what you want, you know what you want.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

You sandbagging son of a bitch.

-People helping people. JOHN: Yeah.

Are they built for speed or for comfort

Let’s play cummyaches

Ahhh I'm an astronaut! Honey, take a good picture! Boom! I'm dead!

we lost so many good men out there

We want it now!

Riggsy! You sand bagging’ son of a bitch!

I just had my own sock duct-taped into my mouth last night.

Don't worry, he won't say anything.

You can starfish from The Mill all you want But I’d find you

The first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a Hail Mary.

Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!

About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?

I was thinking you could come to my room

-I said, feel them. -Mrs. Cleary--

Thats what on PRemise Does Fracking & DQAs

Give me your hands.

WHAT'S MY NP DOING? I NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING FOR IN BASKET...

Grow up Peter pan

Das neue Buch von GMK

An obligation to our fellow man

-It's the circle of life. -Oh.

[BAND PLAYING POLKA MUSIC]

Dark spot on the head …might as well be a bullseye

I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.

Yeah, I pray too, you know what I mean?

And It's All Good Because You Seemed To Make check and Mott Happy...

There's a ferry leaving in 1 0 minutes.

I don't eat meat or fish

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Joe

Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

You don't think we're being--

What? Who's getting negative?

You better get your ass to Coleman House early and hang out

John, it's okay.

Kip about Gracie Abrams

Well, I mean, I think I am. I....

-Feel them. -What?

Shark? Ya he’s whatever I don’t know..

JOHN: Hell of a season.

dichro, you are my bitch lover!

-Sounds good. Okay. -If you need me, I'll be on line six.

Couple of dumb kids

-Daiquiris. -Daiquiris.

-I don't know what Red 7 means. -Hot route!

I don’t want to get into last trial with Jared, because it’s only going to make me mad

You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.

When your husband tries to show you how to paint a wall…

Well, I think you might have to deal me out on this, because we were gonna--

Whatever. Get me a case, clown!

Yes, darts and donuts

-Listen to me. I can't go. -Why?

Omg, your brother, he’s down again.

I'm gonna golf with ya. But I don't want to golf with ya.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Good, Good! More for Me and You.

You’re lethargic!

Or faking your my dog being dead

Johnny, wait a second.

Who gave this to you?

-Randolph. -Shh.

Let’s go kill some goblins, I’m psyched

Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown.

Scott I hope you like your bday gifts! I’m not having it Anne

You poor thing.

-Mrs. Cleary, I don't-- -Call me Cat.

MIGHT AS WELL BE A BULLSEYE

Flom, you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me

We made a lot of bastard kids out there

...wedding season?

I'm a little too traumatized. Let's move.

She hasn't returned your phone calls, she's never responded to your letters.

Chum, the fines totals! Fuck!

Yes! Apizza and girls basketball. that's what connecticut does.

Hey, Jessi! Can we get some cupcakes?!?

Actually, it would be a really nice bike ride.

Huge Dyke A real rug muncher

-They love it. -Harvard, Kennedy School of Government.

Do you? Do you, kid? Why don't you go get me a 7-Up, okay?

leave me in the trenches taking grenades, katie

Damn you, Scott!

SACK: You did a great job. JEREMY: What happened, Toast?

Jesse tried to seduce me

My briefs, are Saxx

Dak Prescott was a gift

Take a good picture! Ahhhh I'm dead.

Okay. You're going.

It's Baseball Season Ring that bell you son of a bitch

How I feel about UFC 298, 299, 300

kerry cowie are you cowering the cows to jewellery guts? yes pauline bain i am baining up your bashes kerry coweles.

We can forget about Trump on Joe Rogan for a while

I don't even know what the fuck a vacuous pablum is

What's going on?

Normally, I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.

You know what I will have some Hollywood

Uh, so how do you know that?

He lived with his mother till he was 40. She tried to poison his oatmeal.

You’re unbelievable, Gudas!

-Jesus. Come on. You ruined it. JOHN: Come on. Get in there.

Although we may choose whom we marry...

-Hm. And that? -Cotton linens, Egyptian.

You better get your ass to that birthday dinner.

Take a good picture! Ahhh I'm dead!

But I got us covered.

Ahh! I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!

CLAIRE: Honey, are you okay? SACK: Oh, yeah.

-You want some? I knew you'd come-- -Yes.

IT’S LIKE FISHING FOR DYNAMITE

Look, we've been to a million weddings. And guess what? We’ve rocked them all.

...I'm gonna make all your fantasies come true.

And, uh, I thank God every day...

I don't even know what the fuck a value prompter is

...that I wore around all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in...

I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress.

You're so cautious. I'm more of a risk taker.

-That's okay. -No, you're really sweet.

"Shlomo? I Thought You Were Renouncing All Your Possessions And Moving To Nepal."

JOHN: Oh, it's really not that interesting, actually.

At the Buckner nuptials you were sitting and sulking in the corner.

Buddy, you know I love you, and I hate to see you like this...

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch

You'd better get your ass to the ia games fat bike race

I got a stage 5 clinger.

It’s Fawn season kid! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

People Talking Football!!

There's something not right about these guys.

Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes.

Good! Good! And Mutschler thinks he's good

His Excellency, the Emir, he’s a good friend

Do you remember that private detective we used...

Just don't say anything to my dad, though.

The class of 2022 was a gift Todd You suck as a coach

-Hello. -Excuse us.

-I'm sticking to it. -Go ahead.

Sigh... ...whatever...

Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet!

Whatever, make me an app clown

What about the Susan Barnes Trial three years ago?

Yeah, crazy horny!

Damn you, Rodger(son)

….Mardi Gras?

I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is

You left me in the trenches taking grenades, Adam!

The McCrady Family ………

It’s Wedding Week, kid! YOU SAND BAGGIN SON OF A BITCH!

We've become extremely spiritual...

Earth you are my bitch lover!

Whatever, Make the Changes Clown!

Dude died in a hot air ballon accident. What an idiot!

That my hands are your hands.

YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THAT BACHELOR PARTY

So is it just about the money?

I-- You know, we've just been talking so much about the future lately...

Maybe I'm a little cuckoo.

But let’s book some parties, I’m psyched

...your daughter's a little....

The big sleazy. Scooba Sleave

I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME, JUST ASKING YOU NOT TO MARRY HIM

Wow, Mr. 2-Rooms-for-8-guys is also an $165/round golfer. It's kind of an interesting combination.

So here's my question:

You guys take a couple hours, maybe throw a couple hours our way, The main thing is we are moving on..

I’m not even gonna say it but you know I’m upset

I could hang out for a few minutes.

You Bite Your Tongue, Coyz

You motor boating sonofa bitch! You old sailor you!

That's what MVP does!

-Oh, you're gonna cover me? -Like white on rice.

You gotta wait until I put them back.

hey mom! the blowies!

Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter...

Rule #5 Wear a mask

...unless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulse.

I love it on pizza. I put a little bit in my hair...

Your goddamn negativity!

Come on. Claire.

Perhaps play a game called find the clit

I want my sweater back!

And then you get caught up in it and you get kind of into it...

Crab cakes and DebtBook! That's what Maryland does!

The guy you loved since business school. Don't thank me.

This is a quote from Mikey Happy birthday, young man.

Drop your cock and grab your socks What time is lunch today little buddy?

That Blonde Was a Real Shot of Life

Yes! Liberals and football!