Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But let's go kill some buffs. I'm psyched.

whatever, make me an app clown

You sandbagging son of a bitch.

And then, of course, Edey can challenge the Clingan for interstellar domination, right?

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades LEE!

i don't even know what the fuck a psh is

-Okay, Cat-- -Call me Kitty Cat. Rowr.

Me: Shares information Twitter:

Hey, ma! Can we get some pop-tarts?

Hey, you're the Sack. She'll come to you

... for sending me a friend like mott

All right, look, I wanted to come by here...

Couple of Voodoo’s ? Why Not

Caroline The crushed ice

We're gonna split them right down the middle.

Secretary, they just grow up so damn fast.

JOHN: Drop it! -Team player.

Step on my head when I’m drowning

GRAB THAT NET AND CATCH THAT BEAUTIFUL DSTG, PAL

Time to do Fireman shit

Twenty bucks, 1 Corinthians

Oh, for God sakes, William, put Mommy to bed already.

Oh, please. You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer.

-I got you. JEREMY: No, you didn't.

Whoa, whoa, hey!

I love you. You're a sweet man.

Oh, now you're gonna blame me?

When you see a certain relationship status...

Take the wheel.

Ahh I have Matt Stafford, honey take a good picture.. and he scores 21 points

Happy Birthday Josh! Rule #23 no excuses make your day

He was a brave and decent man! A pioneer

...which they'lI probably never use because it's crystaI stemware.

Gosh! Hey! Watch that tone, young man!

When someone sneaks up on you...

This is John...... whatever.

Please. It would mean so much to me. Please.

I'm gonna go with the balloon-animal display for the kids...

Omg, your brother is down again?!?

I don’t even have a spine Spineless

Hey, look at me I play at Dgcc.... My handicap is vanity

I'm 6'5, but I feel like I'm 4 feet.

-Thanks. -How would one get to this Sook's Bend?

Okay, it can get confusing up here. If you have a problem, just give me a call.

-Don't oversell it. -I'm not selling anything.

You really hit the Spot, unbelievable

Okay. That's fun. That's nice.

Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore.

Then it's awkward. It's like, Good night. Do you do the ass-out hug?

I hope you flip your bike And knock your teeth out

This is just semantics You wanna make a dollar general pickup order.. that's cool

Excited to be here.

Good man, take a seat

We're not that young.

So are you here for the Clearys' wedding?

Wow! Now that you mention it, he is saying Mott!

But let’s go watch the US lose in the group stage. I’m psyched

gay sex and kazoo music!

Two of the great American families The Clearys and the Lodges

But I was looking to take advantage of something too.

...that we have where we're taking the fur or the wool from sheep...

OH, PLEASE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU THINK I’M HYSTERICAL. NOW I KNOW YOU’RE LYING

It's not like I was who I was. You know? So fair play.

That’s what Christie does!

You’re falling for this broad

Once at 11am Once back at 1pm

And before you know it, you're living a life that you didn't set out to...

Shitting your pants isn’t a big deal. That’s what I’m trying to tell you guys

I like where your heads at.

Chazz, there's someone here to see you!

A friend in need is a pest.

-Well, you're welcome. JEREMY: Thank you.

I really don't see this relationship going further than this weekend.

YOU MUTTER-GOTTESING SON OF A GUN. YOU OLD TOWN SAILOR, YOU!

That donut is eye fucking the shit out of me right now His name is will

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Of course, like all kids, I had imaginary friends, but not just one.

do you wanna yank the curvy hairs? yes anything to get them poker straight.

No! Wait! Wait!

Man down! We got a man down. You okay?

It's your wedding day!!!

Hey, Mom! The meatloaf!

I know when that redhead starts getting kooky...

Trey, you gotta go! You’re gonna love it! You’re gonna love it!

You go right ahead Adolis

Some people call that art

“I just re-woke up”. I love that! I will make a bet, let’s make some bets

peter pan vs peter rabbit rap battle

Doing homo thinga

I don’t even know what the fuck caviar is!

I know this game. Okay.

-No. -Listen to me, awesome.

It's Baseball Season Ring that bell you son of a bitch!

-Where's my little friend? -He's tired.

Let’s play tummy sticks

You know what? I will go to fwot.

...and then when she comes to check it out, guess who's a broken man.

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades Chad!

-You could not be more wrong-- -Just be gentle with her, okay?

Raiders are idiots!

You've read my position paper?

Forty-two, 30-teen.

We lost a lot of good men back there

IT’S ALL DEADLY

Trapster, talk to me.

...grind up on you, make you feel dangerous but also safe.

Wow now that you mentioned it.. it is pretty focused on Mott

Why don't you just kiss my left nut?

Justin telling other Leo’s why Josh isn’t out patrolling:

JOHN: Secretary Cleary? JEREMY: Secretary of the treasury.

-Yeah, it seems great. -Really?

I see you've been getting into a little light reading.

When your co-workers are celebrating a sale And you spent your Sat with Strokes

-Yeah, it is. -Yeah.

Try getting jacked off under the lunch table in front of the whole damn school

To Rist from Collier

What do you like better? Christmas or Mardi Gras?

Berr bongs and baseball!

Wait till you see the spread. Anything you want.

[CLAIRE CLEARS THROAT]

Johnny, open up, man.

Well, that's not exactly true.

What do you like better Christmas or water break season?

-Jeremy, you're amazing. -Oh, God, I think you're amazing.

I hunt boars Jake. They’re overpopulated in this region... And they’re decimating the grub worm population, you got a f@$&in problem with that?

But the bachelor party, of course, rocked.

And he LOVED Israel! And Israel loved him!

Where is she? She still in the chat?

JEREMY: I'm sick of that.

HEY, Jenna! THE MASSAGE!

Like paintings.

Oh, please. You and I both know you think I’m hysterical. Now I know you’re lying

Michael Kralik He's a wop genius!

I don't want to be around someone who's a nut job.

YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THAT DRAFT

Your goddamn negativity. I don't need it. I'm an idea man.

You don’t know shit

No, I don't need any blowing. I'm good. Thank you.

It’s festival season! You scumbag son of a bitch!

-Everything he told you is a lie. CLAIRE: I don't understand.

I don't even know what the fuck a zucchini is

1 generation of Castro dog breeding

That's what Maryland does!

-No, forget it, forget it. -I'm talking out loud.

No, not for… Where'd you learn that?

It’s water break season kid! You pipe snapping son of a bitch!

...when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

Crab cakes and DebtBook! That's what Maryland does!

Good. What have you been up to?

You better get your ass to that tee time

-No, you lock it up. Lock it up. -You lock it up. Lock it up.

Look at the way he's looking at me.

MIGHT AS WELL BE A BULLSEYE

I know everything there is to know about maple syrup.

I'm going to make All your fantasies come true

He’s lost some of his speed

[JOHN LAUGHING]

Logan, get your fucking ass on the range right now!

Superhero movies? Superhero movies are like sex to these people. They love it

Honey, look at me! I’m dead…..

You better get ur ass to that bar

Try having some real problems, jackass.

[GROWLING AND CHUCKLING]

Try getting jacked off under the lunch table in front of the school

The fat kid from What's Happening!!

Happy birthday.

What happened toast?

Holy food buffet on College Game Day

Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition

COLLEGE HOPES AND PIZZA THAT's WHAT CONNECTICUT DOES

That was a confession!

That was my first asian

I’ m Reading Don’t Kill Myself Books

But let’s go on a bachelor party cruise I’m psyched.

Your god damn negativity

Big Ben fall hard, right?

Damn it! Damn you Gary!

-Claire bear. -Yeah?

Everything’s ready for the egg hunt!

Do you kiss them on the lips? Or don't kiss them at all?

And a touchdown Courtesy of Jaleel McLaughlin

Damn you Gregor

Take a good picture! Ahhh I'm dead!

JOHN: I'm not gonna bite you.

Rule number 32. Don’t commit to a golfer unless you know they have a pulse

And perhaps a little game of almost the tip to 100k

Enjoy it. After tomorrow, I don't think you're gonna be able to get away...

OH, PLEASE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU THINK I’M HYSTERICAL

It was the booze dancing!

Right!? Right!?

Five generations of Williamson family breeding

You said it wasn’t yours

There’s something not right about this game..

Leaving me making feta wraps

You Better Get Your Ass To That Beach.

I JUST WANT TO GO FISHING!!

Hey, Lou Epstein, I want you to meet a real mensch, Chuck Schwartz.

And the oil's-- The oil's flapping, he goes:

Let me break it down for you, I'll hold you're hand like a small child: YOU'RE GOING

we lost so many good men out there

But let’s go answer some David Rhodes emails, I’m psyched

Ahh! I have Raheem Mostert! Honey, take a good picture-- he’s out for the year and playoff Lenny is a top 4 RB

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades Tom!

With Every Death There Comes Rebirth

Aunt Liz sends her best. She couldn't make it.

Rule #5 You’re an idiot

just living the me e

But that'll all change when we're married.

Snap out of it. What..a hot older woman made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl

That was nice. Please let me just sleep.

...and I like that about you. I think you're a special, special man.

I know everything there is to know about roof rails

Magnum Bobay Matt Deaton

She didn’t keep it and I know you’re not raising that god damn thing.

Hi. Thanks for coming.

Just be careful with her okay? She be pushin 90.

You know some peoplecall that art

I knew I was never going to be a bitcoiner twitter influencer. But that's not why I did it.

You better get your ass to that tee box

What do you like better? Wedding or Hans Solo season?

that was a confession

me looking at the city of vancouver after coming out the shower

That's what I really wanted

JUST FOR A SECOND, JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS.

We lost a really good judge that day

...and you go down a road and you think it's just for a little while.

You bite your tongue

[BAND PLAYING SWING MUSIC]

Whatever. Sing me a song clown.

Hey, look at my handicap ..... it's all vanity from dgcc

-Yeah? -Cleary family tradition.

-You Know, Some People Call That art -It's Crap

Barb sends her best.She couldn't make it.

This is just semantics. You guys wanna throw a couple index points at us...

I can do it myself HUSBAND

-Stop crying like a little girl. -I wasn't crying like a little girl.

looking for Jeff Goldblum Ask Shirmin

Sound on loved ones and volume up haha!!!

Ok check.. call me Big Check rowr

-Get it up! Get it up! -Well, don't worry about it.

Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms

-Hi, John. -I just wanted to tell you how much...

America’s problems: I'm just another notch on your belt! - Joe B: it’s not like that.

Life of a sad boy

You Sandbagging Son of a Bitch

What does that mean?

A time to kill and a time to heal.

I'm not picking on love 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.

Okay, mommy. We’ve had a long day.

Because I've fallen for you.

Damn you, Ernie

I'm two steps ahead of you and 1 0 steps ahead of the Secret Service.

People helping people. Powerful stuff

UGGHHHHHHHHHH TAKE ME OUT OF THIS GROUP TEXT

Hey, Sack, how long have you and Claire been seeing each other?

We want it. Now!

MAN: Are they home?

You better get your ass to the Rose Bowl

Gabrielle [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: THIS IS GABRIELLE. WHATEVER.

Oh, please. You and I both know I'm a phenomenal golfer

-Yeah. JOHN: Good or bad?

I’ll be in the discord. Painting homo things.

Class class class Me when eating Oreos with bae

You want some Hazy’s I knew you’d come around

I don’t even know what the fuck a scissor lift is

It’s Table Season!!!

I don’t even know what the fuck an endive is

It was my first smoked picanha!

That's nice... That's nice!

You'd better get your ass to St Louis stomp

You'd better get your ass to St. Louis stomp

I’m apart of the leadership team at Informativ. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

When you combine spongebob and Benadryl

SACK: Okay, okay. Home sweet home.

ALEX TRIED TO SEDUCE ME!

Melanie Shut your mouth when your talking to me

Hey Roy! The swatches, Help me Roy!

Mott, you’re amazing ! Oh god, I think your amazing.

You’re leaving us in the trenches taking grenades, Frannie

Why I don't give money to Rutgers NIL

...and Uncle Jeremy's a little tired right now...

WINGS AND DIPS THAT’S WHAT ACADIA MAINEA DOES

What is my NP doing? I never know what she's doing...

Rule 1 6: Give me an up-to-date family tree.