Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's no such thing as a good hairpiece.

I don't have a reservation,

I just wanted to get out of my room for a little while.

Is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?

Are you serious?

(MICHAEL CLEARING THROAT)

And, frankly, so does talking about it. So, wow.

Michael, I thought we discussed

It's not necessarily different for the woman.

I want to go to bed, but I can't.

How did Meredith get put at the young people's table?

Okay, okay! I'm going.

Mr. And Mrs. Stanley Hudson.

"I Tore My Scrotum. I Need You To Take Me To The Hospital."

George Foreman is still considering it.

Well, I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.

Good, it's good. No, it's not a good idea.

More recently, he worked in a bowling alley.

All right. Jim.

What's obvious? Why can't Pam drink?

Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?

and if at the end

No one from the office has been to a real Bernard throw-down.

Ooh you must pass the dungeon wisdom test

Didn't need your help that many times.

RECEPTIONIST: Halpert. Halpert.

A noogie. Although, you know what?

I'm not a physics major, Stanley. I'm just saying, be careful.

Yes, I said that yesterday.

So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume.

Jerk. It worked.

All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars.

about my pregnancy at the wedding.

I got one queen-sized bed.