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‐ Can I be fake FBI?
Used to carry old people to church,
‐ [gasps]
You want to see something really cool?
and I needed you to clean that dang attic.
This is a farmers' market, not a swap meet.
Hello, 1‐800‐FLOWERS?
[exhales deeply]
I will not be taking questions at this time.
What kind of future are you gonna have without college?
We got to nip this in the bud.
How many continents are there?
Who was the first president?
‐ Jing, it's over. He's dead.
‐ Oh, come on, Jack, you know you would've blabbed,
‐ I do everything for this family,
‐ We missed you at the PSAT.
you'll ever see in your life,
‐ Oh, honey, I would turn the whole world against you
all: ♪ Don't worry ♪
and to rub it in to my uneducated family's face.
‐ No. ‐ Well, whatever.
so you can pay for that college for the rest of your life.
What a world. Even the dogs are shooting each other.