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‐ Duncan, how do you feel about duping chumps?
I said "maybe."
all: Ta‐da!
You got carpeting on the ceiling,
[laughter]
My no‐good brother Stan never went.
stop looking for me?
‐ [laughs] You're gonna have to draw it for me.
‐ What do you mean? We sleep in the van.
‐ Great, now I got to deal with Marvin's stuff.
‐ College is stupid.
Now go study so you don't end up
We just got to come up with a good gimmick
I have decided not to take the PSAT.
‐ Duncan needs me!
‐ Can't we just scam a hotel?
‐ It goes to 1,600, ass brain. ‐ Fine, I got that, then.
‐ Probably win money at cards or trick a water park
‐ Draw and quarter his ass.
‐ As in "Don't wind up like Uncle Stan"?
‐ I no mind.
I even wrote a rap about it. [beatboxing]
And if I could help you not wind up like me,
‐ Am I trippin', or is that guy over there just a head?
You're screwing up our scam. [all gasp]
‐ Annie, there has to be a better way to handle this.
‐ Oh, yeah, well, I, uh, skipped the test,
and Duncan has to get to his test.
Annie, how could you not tell your own family?
‐ Hmm.
They were driving kids' brains crazy.
and look how he turned out.
I mean, we don't do crap around here,
‐ No college, huh?
Croakdale High School, where dreams go to die.
Hey, open fontanelles, huh?
‐ Ugh!
‐ Okay, I got it open, so somebody else has to go up
‐ Imhotep.
under the blinking fluorescent light.
‐ [slowly] Water.
Family it runs in.
‐ I hear you, man‐‐ I didn't take it,
‐ It was my idea! I did everything!
You are taking that test so you can go to a good college
‐ Honey, are you ready to love us unconditionally?
What'd you think of the hook?
What's something that annoys her even more than us?