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and all you do is blame Santa.
[both scream]
‐ We are a civil democracy.
that someone else isn't doing.
and get the Abraham Lincoln hat for Jing's school play.
‐ Can I have one? ‐ Yeah, sure.
I'm so proud, I even wrote a rap about it.
‐ Duncan made his choice. We like living here.
‐ Duncan, don't say that out loud.
That's why I slow my heart down to one beat a minute.
[cell phone chimes]
‐ Very nice.
where I can touch your brain?
First, I find out we're brothers.
‐ Duncan! ‐ Duncan!
‐ [grunting]
‐ Wouldn't even let me on the tour.
We're gonna have to take our scams to the next level.
‐ Not...it?
‐ Not it! No!
It's pejorative.
and a whole bunch of prenatal vitamins
You're just in time to help us celebrate Duncan.
‐ Make him live my life!
Well, good night. Don't toss my body if I freeze.
‐ I have no idea.
and then get a job
‐ All right, I'll bite.
‐ [purring]
‐ What are you gonna do while I'm in there?
‐ Quick, Duncan, get to the van.
but we have to make your mother happy.
[bell dings] ‐ Scam!
I'm not wearing a suit, though. ‐ That's fine.
And...
‐ Remember when I pretended
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