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‐ Nope, you didn't.
‐ Mmm, me like taco.
I'll be coughing and nose‐whistling all day.
but I'm not reading the questions.
‐ When did you call him?
‐ Wow, she kicked him out just like that.
‐ Duncan, I saved you a seat
He's as old as hell.
‐ Because you'll clog it up
Who were you?
without dunking the buns in water?
[Duncan panting]
‐ Well, somebody's got to go up there.
about shading in the whole bubble.
‐ Your brother's unfused skull is not a toy!
‐ I don't see you going. Go!
‐ You took a practice test!
Right, Mr. Mitch?
‐ No.
'cause I'm gonna drop out just like Kanye.
and glazed with the tears of the innocent.
‐ We have a family calendar? How come nobody told me?
pitching pennies,
‐ Thanks for believing in me, Uncle Stan.
‐ The cold months are brutal.
And on break, I'm crapping in the teacher's toilet.
‐ Oh, well, I'll go, then.
‐ How did you do on the test, Duncan?
Lots of famous people did not go to college,
a community that's one dropout away
They just said "ta‐da"! Please don't throw us out!
Now, let's go before anything can ruin my dreams for you.
‐ I've never had them. Is it spicy?
‐ Okay.
Do you want to wind up like Stan?
‐ Goodbye, future!
[all sigh with relief]