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I’m not the one going to hell
Wait, don't go. Let's toe-wrestle.
I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.
Well, I got humped
All right, what did I do?
Well, I got measles.
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You don‘t hear much about god these days
You seem like you've got a good handle on it.
I feel misled.
Therapy.
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The team working on the statue in Lafayette Square...
Well... I got Covid
-You wanna trade? -Sorry, buddy.
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...that I would experience soon afterwards.
-You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? -Yeah, that's right.
She's more self-conscious about that than her toe-thumbs.
Hands a little smelly?
See, showmanship. Maybe that's what my gonorrhea's missing, huh?
Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today.
...from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
The government?
No kings protest!
You don’t hear much about “coining it harder than anything has ever been coined before” anymore
You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell.
Well, I got Covid.
Okay. Here it is. I got it.
You know what I think? I bet she stole a tractor.
Mickey, D.T.'s, huh?
It’s gonna be rough, Hoon
The government?
I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea...
Well, oftentimes, in cases of interfaith marriages...
Well, I got COVID.
You’re undateable! I’m undateable.
See, there was this tractor, and....
-Check the peppershaker. -Yeah.
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Well, I got JN.1
Feels like a phish day
Well, I got the flurona
That sounds about right
I'm not the one going to hell
All right, let's practice retching, huh?
I'm Going To Get My Belt And Spank You. Now Knock It Off.
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Who said he was going to do some actual work today?
That's what they gave me.
Yeah, that's right
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It’s like those hip good robot Usses and their Lego-created shoes.
No.
Showmanship. Jonathan is trying to get out on a high note.
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