Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mean the Vipers? The Vipers were the good guys.

I'm sorry, Andrews. I didn't see any contraband anywhere.

So she's hanging with the Ghoulies, probably using.

or terrorized into passing the motion.

if we can prove that we have the personnel and resources

You're gonna have to deal with Chad yourself.

You don't get to pop in, take a look around

Jughead Jones. Seen him?

Might be enough to convince Scribners

You having trouble with your tenants, you said?

Devil-may-care fling never hurt anybody, Archie.

So you're really gonna do this, huh?

with zero hesitation.

just tell him to stop trying to manage me

Alice, I'm going to need you to go on RIVW

under the literary grave you dug for yourself.

and Jughead and I haven't dated for seven years, so...

-so let's skip the pleasantries. -Fair enough.

I'm not coming home just yet.

I'm paying cash.

Probably because it was easier than the conversations that awaited us.

Thanks for the interview. See you tomorrow.

Chad is threatened by my "alpha-ness."

Reggie, it's good to see you, bro.

And we're bolstering our teaching staff

You know, it's almost like somebody tipped off the Ghoulies.

♪ Don't you ever feel sad

But thanks for your help, Reggie.

What had taken decades to build

-Jug. -Hey... Sorry, it's late.

Let me send it to you. Let me know what you think.

Let's just get right to it, Daddy.

-The death of Riverdale. -So his precious SoDale can thrive.

It's so weird, Chad.

Before the school board votes

I'm gonna stay in Riverdale a little bit longer, Chad.

God knows when she'll be back.

Okay. Three, two, one. Go.

Yeah, I know, I know.

-I warned you from the start

In fact, all of our credit cards were declined.

Like everything else in this town, our budget's been cut almost to nothing.

You're lucky I'm even willing to serve you, Jones.

And to many of us

that I'm not a one hit wonder.

I think I might know someone.

Well, with the help of one very generous donor,