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I'm gonna fix this.
Forget about it. How'd we do?
growl
- [Audience Murmuring] - [Girl] I'm ready.
I think you’re great.
I will be damned if I'm not making that contest, Sheryl.
- Thank you, Sheryl. - [Waitress] Garden salad?
Good. Good.
- So he says to me- - [Line Ringing]
- I was looking for you. - [Bell Chimes]
- [Sheryl] You're losing them. Slow down! - I can't slow down!
Let's go!
- Not yet. Not yet. - [Men Chattering]
[Emcee] Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great!
[Man On TV] That's what this machine does. Chicken, fish or beef.
[Chattering]
- Mom, Mom! Look! - What's her last name?
## [Man Singing]
Redondo Beach. This Sunday?
Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it.
[Richard] Hold on!
[Chuckles] Okay.
Dwayne?
Honey, you stay here. We'll take Olive. Frank can drive.
Funky-licious!
- Olive? - [Girl] Yeah?
- They just called right now- - Hey, it's your sister!
Well, what do you think your chances are?
if we were to just give up now.
## [Techno, Faint]
Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh, number five with coffee, please.
I'm so glad you're still here.
- He started snorting heroin. - You started snorting heroin?
- Okay, there it is- Redondo Beach, 46. - [Honking Continues]
did i mention that i am the preeminent king scholar in the us
You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series.
Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight?
[Groans]
Yes!
[Audience Cheering]
What do you think I-
## [Continues, Faint]
Wow.
[Sighs]
which is more than most people ever do...
- [Sheryl] Frank, you guys'll be okay? - [Frank] Yeah, we're fine.
Come on.
Thank you.
- Listen, it is too late. - No, it's not too late. You're the mom...
All right. Well...
- [Cellphone Rings] - That's- Oh, wait a second.
- I know. We know. - All right, here we go!
[Chuckles] I love this stuff. I love it.
Oh.
jo what do you think about toxic cheryl de coursey? oh i'm absolutely offended by her and she should be arrested!
Copy that. Twenty-five is performance ready...
that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States.
So when did you start with the vow?
I think we can live with that.
[Sheryl] Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard!
Time for rape, Get named immediately Yes yes Yes Yes Please Rape me do not spare my Penises and all myse aneus Yeeeeeeeeah
You can go to the beach and-
- Push down hard. - [Grunting]
- And extra bacon. - Extra.
It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her?
[Sheryl] No, Richard, we have to talk now!
No. You can't just abandon the body.
And, uh, I will have a-
- Yeah. Good luck. - Not about luck, Frank.
Come here. Sit down for a second.
How long till we get there?
- Get yourself a fag rag. - [Laughs] All right. I will.
Yes.
I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!
- [Growling] - [Growling]
## [Singing Continues]
Keep watch, Olive.
## [Ends]
No one gets left behind
- Come on, please. - No? Jesus. You're what, 15?
in the state of California ever again.
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Frank! Hey!
[Grunting]
- Just- I- I just- - Put your hands on the vehicle now! Now!
- I want that little ragamuffin off the stage this minute. - [Emcee] All right.
- It's 3:00 now. - No.
Well, it's the weekend...
- Richard, pull over the car! - It's all right. We're pulling over.
and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour...