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Yes.
[Chuckles] I love this stuff. I love it.
Good. Good.
Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it.
Dwayne?
Keep watch, Olive.
- So he says to me- - [Line Ringing]
[Richard] Hold on!
- Okay, there it is- Redondo Beach, 46. - [Honking Continues]
## [Singing Continues]
And, uh, I will have a-
- [Growling] - [Growling]
[Emcee] Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great!
Let's go!
Come here. Sit down for a second.
You can go to the beach and-
[Chattering]
Frank! Hey!
[Audience Cheering]
Forget about it. How'd we do?
and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour...
Well, it's the weekend...
- Come on, please. - No? Jesus. You're what, 15?
Redondo Beach. This Sunday?
- Just- I- I just- - Put your hands on the vehicle now! Now!
- [Cellphone Rings] - That's- Oh, wait a second.
- Olive? - [Girl] Yeah?
jo what do you think about toxic cheryl de coursey? oh i'm absolutely offended by her and she should be arrested!
Time for rape, Get named immediately Yes yes Yes Yes Please Rape me do not spare my Penises and all myse aneus Yeeeeeeeeah
- He started snorting heroin. - You started snorting heroin?
[Sheryl] No, Richard, we have to talk now!
Honey, you stay here. We'll take Olive. Frank can drive.
I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!
- [Sheryl] Frank, you guys'll be okay? - [Frank] Yeah, we're fine.
- Thank you, Sheryl. - [Waitress] Garden salad?
- [Audience Murmuring] - [Girl] I'm ready.
[Sheryl] Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard!
- It's 3:00 now. - No.
Oh.
I think we can live with that.
[Man On TV] That's what this machine does. Chicken, fish or beef.
I will be damned if I'm not making that contest, Sheryl.
in the state of California ever again.
[Groans]
- Push down hard. - [Grunting]
жош ждэлоээшо
Copy that. Twenty-five is performance ready...
It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her?
- I was looking for you. - [Bell Chimes]
You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series.
- And extra bacon. - Extra.
[Sighs]
I'm gonna fix this.
- [Sheryl] You're losing them. Slow down! - I can't slow down!
## [Continues, Faint]
No one gets left behind
did i mention that i am the preeminent king scholar in the us
that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States.
Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight?
How long till we get there?
- Mom, Mom! Look! - What's her last name?
Wow.
Thank you.
Funky-licious!
I'm so glad you're still here.
Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh, number five with coffee, please.
- Yeah. Good luck. - Not about luck, Frank.
Well, what do you think your chances are?
- I know. We know. - All right, here we go!
No. You can't just abandon the body.
Come on.
## [Techno, Faint]
- Get yourself a fag rag. - [Laughs] All right. I will.
growl
- They just called right now- - Hey, it's your sister!
[Chuckles] Okay.
if we were to just give up now.
All right. Well...
- Listen, it is too late. - No, it's not too late. You're the mom...
- I want that little ragamuffin off the stage this minute. - [Emcee] All right.
Yes!
[Grunting]
- Not yet. Not yet. - [Men Chattering]
What do you think I-
## [Ends]
which is more than most people ever do...
## [Man Singing]
- Richard, pull over the car! - It's all right. We're pulling over.
So when did you start with the vow?
I think you’re great.