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- What's your talent, Olive? - I like dancing.
You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world.
Hi. Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please.
[Chattering On P.A.]
Did I mention that I am the preeminant Virág scholar
You're the one that said it would sell!
Every night it’s the fucking chicken.
- So what happened with Stan Grossman? - He's in Scottsdale.
Not one woman. A lot of women.
What's that? Chicken? Every night is the fucking chicken!
Oh, my gosh! I won! I won! I won! I won!
...scholarship...
akahai
Want to take an eye test?
- Richard! - I'm sorry! I don't think it's an appropriate conversation...
Watch. Get the back. Get the back.
well i know the identity of the kid in the afhvs video kid glove:hunter worthington. right we need to go to greater groves capel! and take the baseball glove off his hand! yeah and i know the identity of thew woman he hit with it:liz ryanarrington. better take a ya glasses off before kid glove smacks ya!
toxic alison fanderlinden was beryl boohippeoooueiiiwoboiyiuperryle wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
- [Cheering] - [Emcee] Wow-ow-ow-ow!
who's filling in for lynn burns? carrie bickmore.
[Grunting]
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
and I did some things that I shouldn't have done...
And Grandpa's 13.
- Hey, Stan! - [Truck Horn Honks]
Please try and be as detailed as possible.
Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads.
Hi.
yes toxic cheryl de coursey bloontybloontybloont? are you still bawpollholoouiepring? i am! i've been butohobopwerchering since i've grown out of my boohoiuiriinetiwlaausuubowpperiullernitiusis's bowoppupodeuuhoonsoiuchlits!
Come on. Come on. Get in.
Well, it's your time. Excuse me.
- Do you eat ice cream? - I love ice cream.
Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.
evil dionne was tarryn de mouthulcervich wasen't she? sh was and to this day she still is!
## [Girl Singing]
as fast as we can.
Here you go.
acahai
No?
- Who's Larry Sugarman? - Larry Sugarman is, perhaps...
There must be some way we can work this out. Please.
Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this.
you now have the necessary tools and the insights...
Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!
- I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! - Ah, the Nazi bullets!
[Olive] Okay.
[Applause Smattering]
- I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser." - I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser."
Are they skinny, or are they fat?
the name hayley comes from rubbing yourself against drugs and injections. it certainly does! ust ask hayley gallagher she's been ding it for years! then what would we call her?injecterdruggerrubbaley!
Oh, God. Did, uh, Stan Grossman call?
Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding!
Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this.
What happened was he... tried to kill himself.
- Gonna leave that with ya. - All right.
- You forgot your Slushee. - [Horn Honks]
Outstanding, Soldier! Outstanding!
Remember when Olive was here last month?
- What's the emergency? - Pull over.
We're gonna go and come back.
## [Man Singing]
I don't know. I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise.
Oh, Jesus! God!
I've been fine.
Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00.
- Frank, shut up. - [Sheryl] Richard!
All right. Everybody, look for the exit, okay?
Oh, man. Sweet, sweetness.
[Writing]
when your deadlines extend into Sundays
No, Richard! That's asking too much. If something happened-
- Wh-Are you guys going? - [Whispering] Yes.
Alamodey, right? I'll be back with your waffles in a second.
One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him.
- Oh, Kirby, you don't have to. - No, it's okay. Takes five minutes.
Oh Sweet Sweetness
We can't just take it away from her. We can't.
[Laughs]
Yes yes Yes Yes Please Rape me USE ME AS your personal dildo!! do not spare my Penises and all myse aneus Yeeeeeeeeah
But it's funny.
Not on your watch. I wouldn't do that to you.
You wanna go change behind the curtain?
Yes. Yes. And I failed at that as well.
Okay, here is 11.
Okay. Coffee. Coffee.
- That was for free? - No charge. No charge.
[Frank] Okay, stop!
She's kicking ass, that's what she's doing
- [Continues, Indistinct] - [Screaming Continues]