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- Do you eat ice cream? - I love ice cream.
[Grunting]
- Gonna leave that with ya. - All right.
- You forgot your Slushee. - [Horn Honks]
No?
[Applause Smattering]
Here you go.
Oh, man. Sweet, sweetness.
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Remember when Olive was here last month?
the name hayley comes from rubbing yourself against drugs and injections. it certainly does! ust ask hayley gallagher she's been ding it for years! then what would we call her?injecterdruggerrubbaley!
Okay. Coffee. Coffee.
And Grandpa's 13.
Come on. Come on. Get in.
You wanna go change behind the curtain?
One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him.
Are they skinny, or are they fat?
well i know the identity of the kid in the afhvs video kid glove:hunter worthington. right we need to go to greater groves capel! and take the baseball glove off his hand! yeah and i know the identity of thew woman he hit with it:liz ryanarrington. better take a ya glasses off before kid glove smacks ya!
I've been fine.
as fast as we can.
- Oh, Kirby, you don't have to. - No, it's okay. Takes five minutes.
- Frank, shut up. - [Sheryl] Richard!
Hi. Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please.
when your deadlines extend into Sundays
No, Richard! That's asking too much. If something happened-
All right. Everybody, look for the exit, okay?
Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.
akahai
- Hey, Stan! - [Truck Horn Honks]
Hi.
Okay, here is 11.
- What's your talent, Olive? - I like dancing.
- [Cheering] - [Emcee] Wow-ow-ow-ow!
What's that? Chicken? Every night is the fucking chicken!
Please try and be as detailed as possible.
- Who's Larry Sugarman? - Larry Sugarman is, perhaps...
Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding!
[Writing]
Oh, Jesus! God!
Watch. Get the back. Get the back.
and I did some things that I shouldn't have done...
You're the one that said it would sell!
Outstanding, Soldier! Outstanding!
Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads.
[Frank] Okay, stop!
...scholarship...
What happened was he... tried to kill himself.
- So what happened with Stan Grossman? - He's in Scottsdale.
There must be some way we can work this out. Please.
Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00.
## [Girl Singing]
## [Man Singing]
Yes yes Yes Yes Please Rape me USE ME AS your personal dildo!! do not spare my Penises and all myse aneus Yeeeeeeeeah
Not one woman. A lot of women.
[Laughs]
- I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser." - I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser."
who's filling in for lynn burns? carrie bickmore.
evil dionne was tarryn de mouthulcervich wasen't she? sh was and to this day she still is!
We can't just take it away from her. We can't.
- What's the emergency? - Pull over.
you now have the necessary tools and the insights...
Alamodey, right? I'll be back with your waffles in a second.
Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this.
Not on your watch. I wouldn't do that to you.
Want to take an eye test?
I don't know. I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise.
Every night it’s the fucking chicken.
Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this.
- Wh-Are you guys going? - [Whispering] Yes.
[Olive] Okay.
acahai
yes toxic cheryl de coursey bloontybloontybloont? are you still bawpollholoouiepring? i am! i've been butohobopwerchering since i've grown out of my boohoiuiriinetiwlaausuubowpperiullernitiusis's bowoppupodeuuhoonsoiuchlits!
[Chattering On P.A.]
- That was for free? - No charge. No charge.
- Richard! - I'm sorry! I don't think it's an appropriate conversation...
But it's funny.
You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world.
Yes. Yes. And I failed at that as well.
Did I mention that I am the preeminant Virág scholar
- I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! - Ah, the Nazi bullets!
She's kicking ass, that's what she's doing
Oh, my gosh! I won! I won! I won! I won!
We're gonna go and come back.
Oh, God. Did, uh, Stan Grossman call?
Oh Sweet Sweetness
toxic alison fanderlinden was beryl boohippeoooueiiiwoboiyiuperryle wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
- [Continues, Indistinct] - [Screaming Continues]
Well, it's your time. Excuse me.
Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!