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which is something winners never do.
the doctors are doing everything they can to help Grandpa right now.
[Olive] Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Richard, please.
Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence.
He doesn't mind, Frank. We talked.
ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss.
[Zipper Zips]
[Gasping]
Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry.
Hwaffing
She's just not.
How long does it take?
Perfect. Perfect. You're the world champion growler.
Tara's kicking ass, that's what she's doing
Come on, sweetie, jump. Jump in the car.
Don't apologize, Olive. It's a sign of weakness.
[Richard] So finally I'm just sitting there...
Dwayne, flight school.
- [Clattering] - If-
- Dad, that's enough! Stop it! - Will you kindly not interrupt!
Stupid.
Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible.
Stan?
- It's Miss California. It's really her! - You want to go say hi?
- He's gonna kill himself. - Well, it's his life.
It's the truth.
and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you...
i find anusha pillay to be quite toxic. i don't blame you oliver derridge so do i!
- No offense, Frank. - None taken.
[Grandpa] Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the fuckin' pad.
- Don't start that. - It all goes to your nine steps!
- Oh, thank you. - [Chuckles]
Whoo!
I'll tell you what happened. I paid my money. They took my money.
[Sheryl Sobbing]
- It's stuck. - [Sheryl] Okay, just leave it.
And I want everyone to have at least a little salad.
Come on! Hurry up!
She's listening to music.
## [Man Singing Country]
- [Sheryl] What happened? - [Frank] He's color blind. He can't fly.
Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne.
What, you don't talk anymore?
Oh, Dwayne, come on, please. Think of your sister.
- Stop it! - He started it.
[Horn Beeps]
Both of you shut up! I will pull the fuck over right now
Okay, Dad. Thank you.
Oh, let's have a big round of applause for our lovely contestants!
who's filling in for florence dominic? lel kissvanderlovesky.
Come on, Olive! Run! Run! Come on!
but you have to be six or seven and you have to be a girl.
Hey, Frank.
to have any fun.
Sekou
at the very core of your being...
Okay, could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend?
[Richard] No, don't answer the question, Frank.
[No Audible Dialogue]
Honey- [Sighs]
Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home around here?
for a grief recovery support group that meets on Tuesdays.
it used to be yelsey fine slapping yahtzee gallagher across the face and smacksealing the tiny tainas but she quit so it would be awomanda bail taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
What sarcasm? I didn't- I didn't hear it.
Is that Nietzsche?
And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland!
But as long as you keep parking on a hill...
They just called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown.
## [Continues]
me mom's got valerian everytime she gets worse with it her 44 and -0 year old snow cats get infected with disteria! and she's also pregnant with snow cobe goomba chekoshua gauntlet aiming goose babies! shand she's also got photomophobia which means everytime she blinks she takes a photo!
[Audience Exclaiming]
- Are you authorized to be backstage? - No. Hey.
Life is one fucking beauty contest after another.
Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine!
How- How the hell do you get over there?
Let's get outta here.
We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine next year, okay, honey?
I don't know what to do.
And what's important is that we love each other.
is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself.
## [Continues]
Jesus I'm tired, So fucking tired.
I need you to keep him away from sharp objects-knives, scissors.
- That's a lot of driving. Let's go. - I'll drive for a while.
- Yes. - [Clattering]
[Sheryl] You said this was a lock! You said it was a done deal!
Can I give you some advice?