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who's filling in for moana marsh and andrea cooper? taina peina.
[Richard] All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow.
it used to be anna peters avoiding all astarias in his eyes and being good at eating his pillow but he quit so it would be lonny di roijuter taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal and start generating some income!
## [Fanfare]
[Dwayne] Look, she's not a beauty queen.
- [Sighs] - Okay, here.
[Sighs] No hesitating.
- [Grunts] - Keys.
translates literally as in the fashion.
- We'll fly there. - We can't afford it.
And it's not because of your brains or your personality.
[Emcee] Pure fairy-tale magic.
We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us.
who's filling in for lisa crisafio? rachel thomas.
[Sheryl] Dwayne? Oh, God!
All right. I'll drive the bus.
I WILL EAT YOUR ASS
[Man On Radio] A strong low pressure system passed across New Mexico...
although, technically, I think that's a frozen yogurt.
[Gasping]
All right.
## [Continues]
Little trouble. Sorry. Uh, sorry.
- for a seven-year-old. - She's gonna find out anyway.
Grandpabbiewon't wake up
No, no- No, I understand that, Cindy. Yeah.
I'm gonna fix this.
Oh, hey, Olive. Wow, you're gettin' big.
Far out.
- Just pull over the car! - Okay! All right!
Swing him around this way.
Okay, you're out-
We're gonna have a family meeting. Dwayne, family meeting.
winners and losers.
No, no, no. Inside the circle.
- Go, honey! - [Richard] Come on!
Does anybody see the Redondo Suites?
Good. I'm glad. You know why?
[Knocks]
- [Sheryl] Here, here! - Put your seat belt on, baby!
Bye.
What?
[Woman On Line, Indistinct]
- [Mouthing Words] - What's the letter in the circle?
[Emcee] Oh, that is so sweet!
With my nine-step Refuse to Lose program...
- Dirty. - And this one is one of my favorites.
Well, check the machine.
[P.A. Chattering Continues]
[Cellphone Ringing]
Huh?
[Frank] This is unfair.
And I start pitching him the nine steps.
- Fix it when we get there. - Okay, fine.
- It's not illegal. - Goddamn.
Okay, um, can I just-
I'll have someone come talk to you about handling the remains.
I don't know. It's up to Grandpa.
Okay? Thank you. Bye.
- Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision. - I bet he does.
- With honey, please. - [Frank] I would like the lumberjack and coffee.
You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere?
What a fucking nightmare.
Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there.
- Where does that leave us? - We can't do it. We can't.
Will you let me worry about this, please?
I don't know how long. I don't know!
[Siren Wailing]
- I'd prefer to keep him, but- - I know. The insurance.
[Man Announcing] The winner of a 30,000 dollar scholarship...
- Can you put it off? - They have to. They have to.
That is sweet. Yeah.
[Bell Chimes]
[Horn Honking]
Yeah?