Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nothing. I did it all, as always.

Of course, that was before Lenore started cheating on me.

Trippy McLeftfoot and his little gal, Clumsy.

We're out of Cool Whip? Oh, man!

from Tom Landry Middle School to Tom Landry Learning Space?

I'm at this store here buying shoes for my mom, man.

and he's agreed to show Bobby some of his secrets.

Hey, Bobby. I gotta tell you, you're not gonna find happiness in there.

I don't think those girls are playing a trick on me.

If a girl likes you, she buys you a carnation.

This is your cuddle monster talking.

She will not say no.

-Clear the floor, you two. -What? We're out?

-Pass it on. -Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go now.

Well, I try to shield you from this kind of stuff, Peggy...

My God! What happened to you?

This place is so boring.

I was just wondering if you'd be my date to Joseph's party.

Look at my boy.

So, Dale tells me Joseph's having a shindig.

(boy) Someone took my soda! Where's my soda?

Check out Bobby.

You think another pretty Asian girl is gonna move in next door?

is to stay away from him.

Great. We're leaving Bobby alone for the first time.

You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?

Connie, I’m your little motherfucking Mr. pickles

There's always gonna be a special place in my heart...