Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Connie, I’m your little motherfucking Mr. pickles

My God! What happened to you?

You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?

and he's agreed to show Bobby some of his secrets.

Great. We're leaving Bobby alone for the first time.

-Pass it on. -Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go now.

(boy) Someone took my soda! Where's my soda?

This place is so boring.

I don't think those girls are playing a trick on me.

-Clear the floor, you two. -What? We're out?

Trippy McLeftfoot and his little gal, Clumsy.

You think another pretty Asian girl is gonna move in next door?

Nothing. I did it all, as always.

Hey, Bobby. I gotta tell you, you're not gonna find happiness in there.

Well, I try to shield you from this kind of stuff, Peggy...

This is your cuddle monster talking.

So, Dale tells me Joseph's having a shindig.

Of course, that was before Lenore started cheating on me.

If a girl likes you, she buys you a carnation.

I'm at this store here buying shoes for my mom, man.

There's always gonna be a special place in my heart...

is to stay away from him.

from Tom Landry Middle School to Tom Landry Learning Space?

Look at my boy.

She will not say no.

Check out Bobby.

I was just wondering if you'd be my date to Joseph's party.

We're out of Cool Whip? Oh, man!