Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

76 in the logs... But Number 1 in your hearts!
Nice hit, Shane! Nice hit.
Kick ass on one. Ready?
Good night.
He falls apart whenever the game is on the line!
-Phyxsius, what does that mean? -"Putting to flight."
I'm the quarterback. I'm the only one who talks in the huddle.
You don't know how excited I am...
I! "
This isn't a track meet, asshole. You have to look for the ball!
I'm coming for you, Footsteps!
-Red 38! -Hey, man.
...your Washington Sentinels!
Another vicious hit by the All-Pro Hank Morris.
-I'll clear the way. -I'm right behind you.
Okay, okay!
Let’s haul ass round boy!
This Thursday you'll be with the best quarterback in the league.
...will send this game into overtime.
...they'll do what Washington hasn't done in over seven years:
Let's hook up. DC Left, Wide Motion, 88 War.
We need it!
-I use it all the time. -You don't have to do that.
Now We Rollin’
You're Shane Falco.
At first, I admit, I was afraid.
I think I broke it.
This isn't a good sign.
Thanks, Jumbo You can just rock me to sleep tonight.
It's all I've got.
What a lucky break for Shane Falco, who threw a bad pass...
"Show those others boys what they lack, lack, lack
Falco?
That'll do pig, that'll do
We might end up in that situation with Dallas.
Damn! This cup is stuck!
I call the plays out on the field.
Now that is all-Madden team!
You're the man Tonight Clifford Franklin!
...which goes against our Constitution, the Declaration of lndependence...
-Here we go. -Don't throw it!
...just kidding...
I need to bulk up.
...and go into overtime. Especially with the playoffs on the line.
I need more affection than you know yeah yeah I was him so many ups and downs I need true emotions hey what's going on Ansem I was Ansem yeah yeah I was Ansem I need more affection than you know I need more affection than you know I need more affection than you know
Will someone please get this asshole out of here
Coach McGinty!
...like quicksand.
Ready?
They should be, because you have a powerful weapon working for you.
The football is like a one man cold. Clifford Franklin's the only one catching it and coming down with it.
Can he catch?
No, I'm not. Stop messing with my man, that includes his ride.
Who do they think they're playing here?
Gonna need some time on this one.
...there'll be no place on the team for any of you.
Cut that music! Cut it! Turn the music off! Cut it!
-Got three screws to prove it- -that’s why girls don’t play the game-
Glory lasts forever.
Not bad, let's go!
-You're a professional football player. -Sure, this week.
Sometimes a game like that sticks with you. You never shake it off.
hmmm sounds familiar
Right, right, right.
But Falco's been shut down by this defense all afternoon.
Look, everybody! Here Comes raven! Raven is back!
-I love you, Annabelle. -I know you do, Alan. We're closed.
Sorry, man. Sorry, excuse me.
Can you dance?
"Could anyone play better? Say-say, no-no
First down, Washington.
...call a time-out fast, so Gruff will have a shot at a field goal.
Cheers. You saved my ass.
Green 99!
It looks like Bob just jacked off on elephant!
...a real class act.
Now we ROLLIN!!
We win three, we're in the playoffs.
No way! I'm so excited!
He used to talk all the time...
Consider it done
The cruelest thing that they can give guys like you...
I'm back with the Sentinels. I want you to quarterback.
LOOK!
Do you know what Insurance Cost on a Ferrari Mf****
Let me have some of that duck.
One. Two. Three.
Who wants to start?
Football? FOOTBALL!
Hut!
Let’s Play Football, Bitch
I'm not sure. It's all blurred into one big beating.
That's not what he had in mind.
He's left-sided, shotgun formation, roll right.
Ready!
Motttttttt!
I'm the Supervisor, I'm the Only one that Matters having access over there.
And then after he died, I took over.
Well, I didn't mean that.
You heard about that?
Get your hands off me, you gorilla!
SAME DIFFERENCE
Don't laugh. It works.
Falco! Falco!
I want you back.
-Has he kept in shape? -By Welsh standards.
Great attitude, great desire, and the fastest son of a bitch I've ever seen.
Come on! Come on!
...I'll be back here. I don't want to lose my customers.
Martel crossed.
Kansas needs some of this stuff! "The Replacements"
4-22 Y Cross, okay? We gotta have it!
-Shit, I was petrified. -You were petrified?
No wonder they couldn't win. He can't even order a drink!
No problem. Just rip someone's head off on this one.
-Thanks for the ride. -Good luck on Sunday.
Number 72, Number 77, Number 60...
I can.
Touchdown, Falco!
Bring it in, guys.
We ain’t losing this game
tentatively
Franklin has moves even Franklin ain't seen yet.
...because you're in over your head...
-Go down the tunnel and to the left. -Okay.
This game’s confusing
My brothers
You praise his glory!
I tried to tell you, I can't be around somebody puking or I start puking.