Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pain Heals, Chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever
A message from my team...
You showed us a few moves today against Phoenix...
Flatter. But it runs.
You know I hate this damn song
When your roommate goes up to his room with the chick from the bar
-Got three concussions to prove it. -That's why girls don't play.
Clarky... Is lookin for a new Ho
Bloody hell.
I'm Pat Summerall and with me, as always, is John Madden.
It's All Blurred Into One Big Beating.
Playoffs?! Playoffs?!
-Good to see you. -You too.
Falco's on his back.
Yeah, that would be great. Thanks.
This games confusing man.
I'm the Supervisor, I'm the Only one that Matters having access over there.
No, no, it's "wiry."
"If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Don't laugh, it works. It's great for sore muscles and bruises.
-D.C. -All right!
Danny, remember what I told you about red shirts in practice?
Cheers. God bless you.
I'm gonna bury your family! I'm gonna bury your dog!
Remember that beating he took from Florida?
Stfu collinsworth
Okay, Danny.
Give me an E!
Martel and Carr have crossed the picket line.
"'Cause all I really want is a quarterback! "
Oh, God.
Im scared of spiders, Coach.
You played for Minnesota, baby!
Martel crossed.
I'm sorry, but between the guys on the field...
...who cares more about his teammates than himself.
It'll be tough enough to put together a team in a week.
-What's up? -Take a ride with me.
Winners always want the ball With the game on the line
You Will Survive!
Will the medical trainers please report to the east tunnel?
Hey Osweiler Maybe you should try scrambling
I'm telling you, that's him.
The way I heard it, my man didn't even hurt his foot!
He's been drinking ever since she left him.
You want to see mine? I got something for you.
I didn't know it was yours. I'll move it.
Hey, Falco.
Black 32!
Your next Ryan
I’m coming for you, agusia!
There are 21 other guys who put their faith in you to lead them.
It's just me, dickhead.
It's my knee!
Frankie.
tes
Stop, stop!
Here we go. Same play. Pro Right, Switch 9...
The guy that remodeled the house… Total asshole
If you guys have any friends down at the club, would you send them over?
This is what you call an old-fashioned melee.
The only thing you can say about their offensive weapon is its wily?? What the shit is that??
...have minus 10 yards offensively.
-I'll take it. -All right.
You know I got a atlas bitch
"And I spent oh so many nights Just feeling sorry for myself
Don't worry about it.
My friend's a cheerleader for Detroit. She tipped me.
That's something this team's been missing for a really long time.
I'm Wiry
You're the first player I can remember...
-What the hell is this? -Chinese spareribs.
Falco calls an audible at the line of scrimmage...
We're in business now.
Let's lose that fear this Sunday and put it into San Diego!
I need to buy some balls
He seems to be necking with that cheerleader! That's what he's doing!
Get to the playoffs. Something Washington...
Guys, Arc is Down AGAIN...
Get the f*** out of here
Ready? Go! Ready!
Nice watch.
"I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key
No, we don't travel with the team.
I'm sorry.
-Same difference. -What?
Not even quarterbacks?
Give it a tune-up, too.
You won for me once, you can do it again.
Praise his glory, john! You praise his glory!
Coach, what do you mean no showers? Where is Ryan?
Blue 89!
He's checking off the run. I told him to pass!
...just a locker to be cleaned out...
But, unfortunately, you did park in Lamont's space.
You've been dying for 20 years.
This is some more bullshit!
Bit of advise from the O-line to Russell Wilson
-That's where I stand. -No, it's not.
... Washington will need "heart" to get back into this...
Time out! Time out!
-Like you took care of me. -Now, Jimmy...
Yeah, you do.
Roberts, make that D-back commit before you cut, all right?
Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?
Get it together woman! Move it lady! Where'd you get your licence from the garbage dump?
-You got me the ball. -I got you the ball!
Raiders game tonight!
...45...30...
-Bees? -Bees.
If they can win against Dallas...
You coming to the game on Sunday?
What’s up Simone
If anything like this bar fight happens again...
Whatever.
And here goes Falco.
Noah: (bottle breaking)
...after that Dallas mess.
That's right.
Falco rolls to his left and throws...
-Yeah, you did it. -God, it hurts!
See him coming in motion?
-That's illegal. -Think you'll go to football jail?
I heard you dropped... my soap.
You're a never-was!
Hey, Butler.
...to sneak back into the service for one more tour of duty.
Right on, baby!
Quicksand
-What are they doing? -Beats me.
...to win the football game.
I know you're tired. I know you're hurting.
Fears.
Thirty-two yards is just a chip shot for Gruff.
Like a duck on a pond.
Ooh, look! Bundt cake!
Could you believe that slide by Martel?
...that every athlete dreams of:
Pat, with 28 seconds remaining, Washington needs a decent return...
Thanks.
But in doing so, his left guard, André Jackson, is going to pull...
come
Son of a bitch!
Oh, hey!
Wild yam?
I'm too old to screw around. Let me give it to you straight.