Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let’s play Overwatch, bitch!
He's going to jail.
Anybody here afraid of anything other than insects?
...about the glory days of football.
-Yeah. -Get on up.
I'm scared of spiders, coach.
Let's play football, bitch!
Right, you idiot!
"At first I was afraid I was petrified
...but it wouldn't be our style.
-That's not what I meant. -I'm afraid of spiders, too.
Hell of a game that Sugar Bowl.
Such blatant disregard for money
Welcome to Nextel Stadium, in our nation's capital.
Tell her to stop shaking her ass
I look like I just jacked off an elephant!
He's called "The Leg" because he can kick a soccer ball the length of the field.
Come on, Shane!
All right. So besides me, who really wants the ball?
The feels like the real life "Replacements"
That's why I have you.
Better?
Final score: Washington 20, Dallas 17.
Wild yam.
You want it, you got it, Scab!
Falco scores! Falco scores!
Give me an E!
I played one game in the pros, I blew out my knee and that was it.
And you? How are you running after last night?
"Oh, no, not l I will survive
Really? Win three out of four with replacement players?
Thanks for coming by.
Unbelievable!
Coach, don't say that.
.
You can't do jack shit!
I need that win. Get me that win
A walk-on at Michigan State before he gave up football...
That forces a Dallas punt.
...l would've loved to have seen Martel get his ass kicked.
Which one's yours?
Hawk 9, Stay!
That's right.
...that could've blown the game for Washington.
Yeah.
But tonight it'll be Martel leading Washington against Dallas.
-Bring it on. -It's coming.
Them cops was just jealous of the black man!
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Here. You see that white yacht with the satellite dish?
Nice pop, Danny.
I need a receiver!
I can't get the damn cup off!
;) ;)
...the men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago.
Eagle over, cover four!
Ten-yard penalty. Repeat first down.
Cheers, babe.
I have a date.
Take care.
Ravens need Flaco You've gotta have heart
Hawk 9, Stay!
Dallas has made a big mistake. They haven't been afraid of you.
You're Jimmy McGinty.
We've gotta pass. It's gotta be in the end zone.
-That was great, thank you. -Thank you.
As long as the strike is on, Falco is my quarterback.
Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho
Let's play some football!
Clifford Franklin can't wait till tomorrow.
-Yeah, shoot. -Why me?
No, no. It's "wily"!
Understood?
You went head-to-head with an $8 million quarterback.
All right, let's go!
Quicksand.
Start the ball on the play clock.
-Blue 25! -Here comes the pain, baby!
You'll have to explain to me what that was about.
-What are you up to? -What?
-Field goal, let's go! -Field goal.
He hit the deck just like that.
If I'd wanted Cochran to have that ball, I'd have called it that way.
A gain of 20 yards by Ray Smith. First down.
Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!
Iceman! always Wants the Ball When the game is on the line
Yeah.
Shane Falco.
-There is? -Yup.
-Feel like running the ball? -Better give it to Wilkinson.
We only make $50 a game. Gotta pay the bills, right?
Chaos scum Aka Darryn
Yeah.
Did I do it? Did I score?
If you don't want it, get the fuck out of here.
Why are you here, coach?
You're late.
JRP … QB1
I'll take it. Congrats.
Now we Rollin!
Mavericks? Mavericks!
No what?
Blue 88!
Can't we all just get along?
Yeah.
Should make for a hell of a football player.
You know what separates the winners from the losers?
GTAs kids parents be like
He's the luckiest guy here. At least he couldn't hear the booing today!
We'll take them and try to put together a winning team.
Your teammates leaned on you and you crumbled.