Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What?
Yeah, I was thinking I'd call AAA later or something.
...a rise in the current salary cap, have been rejected by the owners.
You should get some help to turn this back over.
Blue 25!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Thanks.
How about For the price of free
-I'll whup a cop's ass! Believe it! -I'm a cop.
Red 21!
Me: Stop Dropping shit
No, Pussycats.
...gets 700 pounds off of eating this shit.
Final score: Washington 17, San Diego 16.
But what they didn't know...
-Did you see that? -That's a pretty good hit.
We'll stretch them right here.
I’m bloody Welsh
Unnecessary roughness, Number 16 and Number 34.
Absolutely. Washington is playing like there's no tomorrow...
And wax that motherfucker.
Let's go!
Football? Football
All I want to do is score one touchdown before I hang up my pads. That's it.
Only way Ben Stokes knows
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Holy shit!
...not a bunch of bitchy millionaires.
-It does the body good. -You are one crazy son of a bitch.
-Look at these yummy little monkeys! -Hello!
A lot of angry fans out there feel that the players are being too greedy.
What the...
Falco can't do that. You saw what happened yesterday.
Shane Falco!
Coach I look like I just jacked off an Elephant!
Gorilla Glue: Not just for hair
...that I actually have some girls with dance experience!
Form a line here! Let's go seven on seven.
Thanks Commish, you saved my ass
...he is the best. The guy's got it all.
He ain't our problem no more. We gonna play football.
I'm wiry.
Bring back Falco!
Yeah, coach?
Get the ball!
Let's go! Come on!
What do you think?
They haven't had a play yet and Falco's down.
I think he's smoking on the field.
Get some sleep, kiddo.
How are you doing?
Like spiders on the field?
I don't know if he has enough leg.
-He's not nearly as lenient as I am. -On three, fellas.
Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho
Anything else you're afraid of?
ME TOO!
Get a job, you wankers!
Yeah.
Is O'Neil gonna side with a burnout coach or someone who puts fans in the stands?
That's why girls don't play the game, coach.
-Do I make myself perfectly clear? -Yes, sir.
SOD.
That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself.
-Suck it up. -Come on!
Kick-off!
I want total control of my team.
-He's lost weight? -Sumo wrestler.
...who want $8 million instead of $7 million. To hell with them.
Blue 42!
Get LAMB some stickem
My job.
Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round if he wasn't deaf.
I'm sticking with Falco.
Green 95!
Randy, Content officer
-I don't want to ruin... -No, no, wait.
Okay, all right.
It's Detroit's ball with only a minute remaining.
-We're the guards. -And we protect our quarterback.
-Nice going! -You're killing me!
Winners always want the ball…
I’m bloody Welsh!
The ball is like a one man cold to clifford franklin clifford franklin is the only one catching it, the only one coming down with it
You want it, you got it, scab!
...is hope.
Come on.
-Cold! -Sorry, sorry.
Start the ball! Get the ball off!
Chicks dig scars.
Clarky... Is lookin for a new Ho
-Thanks. -No, really.
Them cops were just jealous of the black man.
...because there isn't.
"And I grew strong"
"Punch 'em, hit 'em Make it last
The worst thing we can give Nick Is Hope
Why don't we join the others?
Praise his glory, John ! You praise his glory!
Shane Falco.
You're a sinking ship. Don't drag her down with you.
Piss off!
No questions asked.
Out, out!
Keep them from scoring for 2 minutes
What the hell?
Just for the record...
Having a little snacky-poo before the game?
What's up, SKR?
Field goal!
...stays with a man.
The same.
That's his third of the game.
-What do you think of the new team? -It's great!
First down, Washington.
...with 55 seconds left on the clock.