Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If only there were a middle way.

But then, one day, technology became as dumb as people.

will that guy Gregg accept he's wrong,

No, we burn the books to stay warm.

He panicked and began to beg. "I'M no different from the other humans! I'm loaded with lice

Come on. What's wrong with it? Why won't it zoom?

Somehow, I thought this rescue attempt

Aw, heck, Donald. Turn your darn hearing aid back on!

That's a map of Elmore!

I was the highest bidder on a set

Oh, I must have my safe search on.

which brings us to where we are today.

There's billions of people using me every day.

and 14 pens, three of which work.

and we will rule the world, and then, and only then,

She's a witch! Dunk the witch!

The satellites are offline. Who turned out the lights?!

Spying on other old people from behind trees.

...that will get a retirement.

Um, look. What is it with everybody?

Let's just turn away.

I, too, have kitchen towel.

Elmore Equitable's over-60s plan

But, ho, will you join us this day?

Calm ye, calm ye, friends.