Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's it. There's too much corruption on this force. I quit.

So long. Gotta catch the 501.

You're cooking what for dinner?

Yes, of course you don't.

Yes, indeed there is.

I'm crossing over to deviled ham.

How dare you prey on the greedy and stupid like this!

Cool! Will you bring me along when you do evictions?

I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.

- That's better. - That's better.

Hurry it up with the cards, Lenny. I've got you clocked at two miles per hour.

Horse not wearing diaper.

You're a really good cop. I'm proud of you.

They're butchering the classics.

Forget the roads! When do we get our freaking guns!

You missed the baby. You missed the blind man.

Hey, hey! We've offended Herman.

Mom, I know your intentions are good.

All right, settle, people. People, settle.

His face is so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!

Put that away. Radar guns give you cancer.

HEY FELLAS, "TREBUCHET" ?! OO LA DE DAH, MR FRENCH-MAN!

- You're not really arresting me? - You have the right to remain silent.

I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private.

This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!

I, like, totally won again.

Gee, it's so glamorously decorated, I thought I was in Vegas.

I've had it up to here with your "dark humor"