Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got a tape of it from The camera on walnut street.
Every phone has A serial number.
A monitoring station Quietly hidden underneath The cornfields in--
If there was just some way
And opening. On one...
Ok, good. First e-mail, From christie.
There was never a time When this trench coat,
Looks like the squirrel's Been showing everyone Where he keeps his nuts.
Everyone Get In Here!
Frisking. Cavity searches.
[tape rewinding]
9 alligator, 10 alligator,
Yes.
Oh, and i'm gonna Need to borrow Your car battery.
Ooh, me likey The oppressive Totalitarianism.
Oh, and by the way,
Yes. You may roll it.
Wait. I didn't know That guy was a girl.
Birdman on tape: I was wondering if You've considered
I'm sorry you all Have to stand.