Bart the Cool Kid - The Simpsons [S33E15]

Hmm, and I do like getting away with things.

He won't be able to tell the difference.

on his dating profile.

Men our age

You were born uncool

These shoes are trash. I want my money back.

I love you, Dad. I finally love you.

and when Daddy came home,

And it was the best decision of your life.

Making microwave popcorn.

it comes with a genuine landline phone.

a newly-divorced dad wanted to seem younger

You're right-- it's better than who I am.

(grunts)

and every day for four decades,

who sold me some crappy sneakers.

So dope.

I've never seen it before.

You heard about that?

and every single person there will be young,

(imitates powering down)

I hope you're not disappointed in me.

I'm gonna go to that store and get his money back.

for introducing me to the look of the street.

say, "Virtual marketing for a CBD massage oil startup."