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My Dad waited in line for these shoes and spent a lot of money.
Okay, Homer, you can do this-- you waited in line overnight
You've ruined me!
I found your critically-maligned book of poetry
premium Wagyu-style steaks.
(grunts)
(excited chatter, laughing)
or videogame.
You've seen Tim Allen's standup multiple times.
That's a Slipreme hoodie.
Uh, no one...
but didn't you ever think your old man was a little cool?
They're Slipremes.
(gasps)
So if any young person asks you what you do,
- Wake up, Bart. Wake up. - (grunts)
Listen up, people.
For the first time in your horrible lives,
and let's live forever!
That's cool, isn't it?
BOTH: No! No! No kernels!
And FORD. We go further, so you can.
Dad.
I like your dumb hat.
It worked. They took the dad-bait.
Nah, nah, nah, he drove a motorcycle
Come on, just ollie off the curb.
Wrong. My generation
I hope you're not disappointed in me.
So cool. You've even got your own sneaker.
Uh, I'd love to, of course.
(grunts)
Bart, I wanted to apologize
My daddy took my cat to the cat doctor,
(whimpers)
Uh, real Caliphate Twos aren't made from garbage.
Someone enjoyed looking at me.