Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(gasps) But that includes Urkel.
Oh, man.
You were born uncool
you don't understand, you're not you anymore.
Didn't you ever wonder why you don't have a mother?
(humming a tune)
cool and beautiful.
You're the least cool person who ever lived.
No, a sneaker that all your friends will want to buy,
instead of judged for my actions.
(chuckles) You're not hearing what I'm saying.
all to see the joy on your face.
own more than one outfit.
Bart Simpson here, about to clown some fools
This is horrible. My Dad told all his loser friends
To make up for your global humiliation,
These are my first tie-shoes.
and then posted the picture.
Maybe this guy will let me sit
I don't even like to ice skate.
Uh, I'm going to Moe's.
to hang out with regular kids.
To be loved for my appearance
Duplicate Cop 2: Copy Cop.
I shouldn't be at a sneaker release party.
- (grunting): Ollie! - (gasps)
Hmm, and I do like getting away with things.
Check it out-- I'm selling
The duck, you know, on the front, he thinks
find your center...
(gasps) That's even better.
Hey, which of you freak shows wants to do business?